The Cookbook (of jokes)     Walker’s Gein Burgers: 400g Grade A — 400g veal mince 200g bone marrow (minced) Note: The less seasoning you use, the more the taste. Step 1: Mix together the Grade A —– , veal and bone marrow in a large bowl Step 2: Firmly grind together the meat until evenly mixed Step 3: Add salt and pepper to taste, fry a small lump of Grade A —– in a pan to taste and adjust seasoning accordingly Step 4: Shape the burgers using a 90mm cutter – if you don’t have one then feel free to shape by hand. You should use around 150g of the mixture per patty. Step 5: Cook the burgers in a frying pan on a medium-hot temperature; frequently turning the meat until you reach the desired color Step 6: Preheat oven to 380, and finish the patties for 6 minutes, or more if you like your Grade A —– well done. Enjoy!

Probation-Correctional Work Casefile Skeleton Casefile Number: @@@DDMMYYYHALA (3 Letters differentiate between Law LAW, Social SOC, & Parole PAR, date, & location) Parolee Name: Parolee Age: Case Particulars: (Information regarding case including crime & sentence from HPD records) Case Rehabilitation: (Information & progress of meetings with the prisoner whilst serving their sentence) Sentence End Date: Release On Parole: Yes/No Parole Release Conditions: (List the conditions to be obeyed by the parolee such as curfew, location avoidance, associate avoidance, work attendance, RP these, try to fit to the crime, player, timezone etc. N/a if none). Staff Involved: (Any HPD, HGH, or CS members involved) Pre Release Home Visit Date: Home Visit Outcome: (What are the home circumstances, is there sufficient space, are there sufficient funds, are there other issues that either allow or prevent release to the address) Post Release Home Visit Date: Home Visit Outcome: (What are the home circumstances, is there sufficient space, are there sufficient funds, are there other issues that either allow or prevent release to the address) Follow Up Information: (Are there also needs for referral to law or therapy, state reasons) Referrals: (CS members to be referred to) ———————————————————————————————————- Copy of above sections to be handed to the Parolee for their reference. Whole form to be uploaded to forum in same way as a Social care form. —————————————————————————————————– Witness List: (Anyone, service or civilian needing to be warned by CS of the parole release) Re-Arrest Referral: (Information on why the parolee needs to be rearrested, usually […]

The Link is the syllabus for the class if there needs to be changes so that it follows CU standards please message me! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yEa-1_nufyhU0SFFcJUrneYfiZTW9RW8/edit?usp=sharing&ouid=109461728598189475884&rtpof=true&sd=true Roleplay Guide: This class is a requirement for all graduates. Please Roleplay Cheating or Missing class at your own risk or risk being expelled from class and reported to the Dean. This class is debate based and essay based. Essays are 10 sentences or more long. Office hours are located at my residence until further notice. Please take this class serious (Roleplay based) and have a lot of fun during debates! Go Looters!

Alaisa was born and raised in Jamaica, her mother and father loved her very much and always wanted the best for her. Her mother and father owned a bakery which helped to pay the bills and put food on their table. Her father passed away and her mother was devastated but luckily they saved up some money over the years, her mother decided to sell the business and leave Jamaica to start a new life. Alaisa and her mother moved to the U.S when she was 16 years old, they ended up in Houston and her mother decided to live there for a while working at a bakery, years later they moved to Louisiana in a city called Hathian.

Vicki grew up in a small town in the UK with her abusive mother, who often mentally harmed and degraded her. Her father was never around and as she grew older, she would abuse drugs and alcohol and developed an attraction to black men who had a ‘bad boy’ image and had a rough and thuggish demeanor. She couldn’t explain why, but she found them irresistible and began to give herself to them, hoping to find a sense of security and belonging that she had never experienced before. Vicki started chasing a career in the adult entertainment industry. Creating a fan only cam channel and starring in amateur interracial porn uploaded on to various porn sites, she started to make a name for herself. Feeling like she couldn’t cope living in the UK any longer, Vicki decided to leave and move away to a place that promised a fresh start and new opportunities. Although Vicki was initially excited about the move, she struggled to adjust to her new surroundings. She found herself once again attracted to the thug-like black men who roamed the streets, believing that they represented freedom and a sense of rebellion that she had never experienced before.

Josiah is a 23 year old male who grew up on the streets alone. He is very protective of the ones he cares about and yet very distant at times. He is 6 foot 6in 182lbs of pure muscle. He can come off very flirty and promiscuous. He smokes pot on the daily works at CU Grinders Dispensory and drinks from time to time. Status: SIngle Personality: See above Housing: Greek Row #17 Identifying marks: Tattoo covering 50% of upper torso. Carries: Vape, bong. Dime bag of weed most times, Knife, lil Blackbook, Phone, ID and wallet.

Hey son Its me. Your dad. I know — you haven’t seen me in along time, or much at all really. I just want you to know that I love you. Your mother is a good person. I just wasn’t the husband she needed. That’s ok. I got you out of it, and that’s really what matters most to me in this life. I want you to know that no matter what you hear about me, or how I am — or the way people think of me, I am none of those things before your father. I wasn’t someone everyone could relate to, and people fear what they think is different. I want you to remember that, because the world will try every which way to make you fit into some kind of mold that makes others comfortable with your existence, and that’s not how life should be lived. Not if you’re doing it right. Be yourself first, always. And know who’s really got your back. Remember you can always call on me for anything you need. I’ve been traveling around quite a bit lately and have decided to start a new thing in a place called Hathian. There isn’t much going on here that I can share at the moment, but maybe you can come visit me someday? I’m sure we could go to the movies, or hang out and do whatever you like. What are you into these days? How are things going in school? I still […]

My character [Cesar Arnaud] would like to start a Chamber of Commerce for the city. Cesar is a local businessman even if he is a silent partner in the Flamin’ Cajun endeavors and realty holding, he has been a big part of the business and in expanding it with the efforts and help of his business partner Denise Russo, the public face of the enterprises. The Chamber of Commerce would see the opportunity for city business owners to network IC, share contacts, and benefit from loans and interactions within the Chamber of Commerce. There could also be a chance to have some kind of stock market with players of businesses OOC volunteering to choose whether their businesses go up or down, having success or failures. [Could be decided by dice or ICC]. These investments could have been made IC by other players into the business itself too. [IPO] The Chamber of Commerce would: 1. Sign up businesses- Entailing going around to see which businesses would be most interested in joining and charging a minimal fee of $100 p/a. 2. Make goals–whether securing investment for the city, turning vacant shops/properties into businesses, or providing loans and funds as well as contacts for start-ups, and new entrepreneurs. 3. Give businesses a chance to IPO to those who might wish to do so and have others buy shares in them. This would provide losses/successes which people can RP out. This could be determined by dice or in RP. 4. Hold business meetings to […]

[23:14] Tári Mero A’noh (aylee.starchild) smiles seeing a matching outfit that was hard to miss. “that hat is fabulous.” her tone was sincere as she walked up admiring the size of the hat. “what a lovely color.” [23:18] .:Olivier (obsidianlethrone) turns his sights away from the poster, a trail of smoke following the trail of his own head turning to follow. A bright smile graced his features. “Thanks, sweetie!” Reaching up, he touched upon the brim as if ready to pull it off. “I like this color too. It’s so flashy, I love flashy. I was thinking pink but I thought it’d be too much.” A glance to the girl’s outfit and a brighter smile. I think you’d pull it off nicely thought!” [23:18] Now playing: JENNIE – You & Me [23:21] Now playing: Conan Gray – Killing Me [23:21] Tári Mero A’noh (aylee.starchild) she smiled in return to the flamboyant creature before her. What a wonder. “Oh go big or go home, I say. Your outfit is so cute. I think you could even enhance it with the right body chain. It would add even more flair to it. You are the most iconic person I have seen so far.” she said with a subtle bit of russian accent flavoring her words. It was harder to hide since she had a little to drink. [23:24] .:Olivier (obsidianlethrone) looked down as if trying to visualize her suggestion. Lips pursed in a thoughtful manner. “Hmmmmm… Yeah, that might be cute.” Sights […]