The Cookbook (of jokes)     Walker’s Gein Burgers: 400g Grade A — 400g veal mince 200g bone marrow (minced) Note: The less seasoning you use, the more the taste. Step 1: Mix together the Grade A —– , veal and bone marrow in a large bowl Step 2: Firmly grind together the meat until evenly mixed Step 3: Add salt and pepper to taste, fry a small lump of Grade A —– in a pan to taste and adjust seasoning accordingly Step 4: Shape the burgers using a 90mm cutter – if you don’t have one then feel free to shape by hand. You should use around 150g of the mixture per patty. Step 5: Cook the burgers in a frying pan on a medium-hot temperature; frequently turning the meat until you reach the desired color Step 6: Preheat oven to 380, and finish the patties for 6 minutes, or more if you like your Grade A —– well done. Enjoy!

Social Work Case: (As of 5/10/21) Social Worker: Ryley Wallis Hathian Civil Services # 556-7745 ext 283 Case: Eric Elliot Robert Hadley Summary: Eric came into the hospital with a stab wound from someone by the name of Trevor that was supposed to be watching over him and Sean Diaz. Boys reported kidnapping and stabbing. Looked up Eric’s file and turns out Eric is a runaway and not currently under guardianship. I put a flag on his file and put him into custody with Seaside. He has since disappeared from places he should be, investigations ongoing. •Full Name: Eric Elliot Robert Hadley •Other name(s): Tiger (by Mariah) Fighter (by Sean) Reb (by self) Punk (by Sean/everyone) Killer (by friend) Sport (by Trevor) Little Soldier (by Stefan) •Age: 17 |Sep 10th, 2003 •Born in: Wichita, KS •Family: Mom: Real Estate Agent (Mariah Gallagher)(Deceased) (Death thought to be murder (Ivan)) Dad: Police Officer (Ivan Hadley)(Deceased) (Death thought to be suicide) (Eric found his mom and dad dead upstairs at a house party; a friend tried to say it was Eric’s fault) (Was put into CPS at 14-15 years old on his birthday) Brother-older-: soldier (Stefan Hadley) (Deceased) (Eric accidentally shoots and kills Stefan during a hunting trip over a fight with a revolver, no trace to Eric)(Body was left in a forest outside Hathian) •How many foster homes Eric Hadley has been in: 4 in 3 years. (he ran away from the last one and has been switched over to the next […]

Congratulations!! You have chosen to work in Hathian General Hospital. This Handbook should serve as a very good starting point for all staff members from Volunteers to Senior Physicians. It is our hope that the information contained within helps to get you acquainted with and inspires your role within HGH. Get to know the other staff members; everyone was new once and will be willing to help. Any further questions you may have can be directed to either of the current HGH Chief of Staff, James Matfield. Additionally, you are invited to get in touch with one of the current leads at your earliest convenience to discuss your goals and specialties. Doing so also ensures that you are in the system properly and added to the Municipal Network, a group that allows HPD, FDH, and HGH staff to communicate with one another. We will try to provide you with both OOC and IC information as it pertains to Medical Roleplay. Always remember, when in doubt, Google is your best friend. WebMD can also be a valuable resource for symptoms, treatments, and drug facts. Medical Admission Procedures & Patient Charts General Medical Guide Positions Available within Hathian General Hospital CODE OF CONDUCT We have tried to keep the rules simple. We don’t want to discourage any type of roleplay you partake in within HGH, instead hoping to inspire fun, but realistic, operations within a Medical Center in a very dark town. 1. Staff at all times represent HGH: This includes off […]

Medical Records are very important in Hospital Roleplay. Not only does it provide patients with CD ‘Street Cred’ and a character’s medical history, but also allows your performance to be monitored for promotions. The records are easy to locate and use (you have to be on roster to access them). PATIENT HISTORY The “Records library” where all existing records are stored is located on the ground floor in the Storage Room next to the reception desk. Note: if you are having trouble please try a Firefox or Google based web browser as the program doesn’t always like Internet Explorer. To look for an existing chart: 1. Click on the Chart Shelf and a menu pop up. “HGH Records: Type patient name on channel 20.” MUST BE AV NAME not the display or character name. This gives you 10 seconds to fill out the name. Example: /20 Nadir Taov 2. Once filled out, a new menu takes you to the webpage where the patient chart opens for you and lets you peruse all through the records. At this point, you cannot edit any of the information you are reading. But you can scroll through the entire record, page after page. CREATING A NEW PATIENT CHART For every visit to the hospital, a patient will have a new chart written up for the reasons that brought them in. Please be thorough; sometimes patients can be very particular about what they want included in their chart. Also, always remember that the next Doctor […]

Welcome to WKRK – Hathian’s original & only radio station! (@CDWKRK on twitter) As a WKRK employee, your duties & pay will depend on your position. These positions include Station Manager, Radio DJ ($12/hr),  Producer, News reporter ($10/hr), and Marketing intern (unpaid). See: WKRK Position Details Periodic raises will be based on activity and performance. ((DJ information is below; a must read!)) DRESS CODE/BEHAVIOR No official uniform, other than a t-shirt available in the future. Dress is casual, but no nudity, ragged clothing, & employees are expected to maintain grooming standards (aka, please shower). They’re also expected to maintain good attitudes; don’t be an asshole. In cases of robbery, don’t be a hero either. Dial 911. SECURITY There are two cameras stationed in the station. One in the corner of main floor (full visibility) and one upstairs (full visibility). These are a digital feed, there is no tape. ((If you run into a situation in the station, please post about their existence at least once.)) [OOC Notes] HIRING: All Rader/WKRK hires would IC go through Perina McGinnis personally, so it’s up to you if you want to RP out the hire/interview, or just NPC it. I’m up for either! But if NPC’d, both your character and Peri will be familiar with each other then, at least on the basic level of names, age. When it comes to DJing in CD, we have two opportunities: you can have a set show time every week/every other week, or you can DJ at […]

General Staff: This role is designed for those seeking to role play at the hospital in a non-medical fashion. This role can encompass many individual roles in the hospital ranging from candy striper, security, and receptionist. Nurse I: This position is the entry level for nurses. This can be anyone holding a CNA license and up. Constantly overworked and under-appreciated, nurses tend to be the backbone of a medical setting. They do everything from checking vitals to triaging patients and are known to do a lot of work that the doctor does; often without the credit and glory. Nurses possess a strong desire to take care of their patients although doctors get all the credit! Nurse Practitioner: This role is generally reserved for those experienced nurses that have really endured the struggles and hardships of the role. They’ve done it all at this point and now, they are expected to do even more. Nurse practitioners can do just about everything a doctor does. They can prescribe medications and examine patients for acute illnesses. Psychiatric nurse practitioners even diagnose and treat minor mental illnesses! Who in Hathian doesn’t have one of those? Intern: Ah, you’ve just been hired as an intern at Hathian General Hospital. What a future awaits you in this coveted role! Interns are the grunts of the medical field. Most interns make minimum wage on average. They don’t do it for the money though! It’s all about learning and earning their place at this point. Interns (medical and […]

Recently been shipped to this place and wards of the state things are changing for Eliza and her brother. But the question is for better or for worse? After giving up on most adults and anything related to social services a crazy man with many titles came out of the woodwork and was insistent on getting the two Evans kids on the right track, going far out of his way to make sure they are. Perhaps the view of the social services might change a slight bit? At least after meeting Mr D.. the man of many hats. Time will tell.

𝓝𝓪𝓶𝓮: Jeffrey Lee Gabel 𝓐𝓰𝓮: 19-25 𝓢𝓲𝓰𝓷: Gemini   𝓢𝓮𝔁𝓾𝓪𝓵 𝓞𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷: Bisexual   𝓗𝓮𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽: 6’0 𝓗𝓪𝓲𝓻: Dark Blonde 𝓔𝔂𝓮𝓼: Blue   𝓕𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓵𝔂: not close/unknown whereabouts (alive) 𝓙𝓸𝓫: anything illegal   Smokes? Yes ☑ Drinks? Yes ☑ Drugs? Not consistently Can impregnate? Yes ☑   Attended the Military? Yes ☑ Notes regarding the Military:    was discharged due to incompetence after four years served; was placed 6 months prior into Special Forces but then a week later was considered inept due to depleted behavior and alcohol abuse i.e smuggling vodka into the barracks. Was, 2 months before being discharged from Special Forces, considered for a particular “role” as Chief and underwent special “curricular” in order to achieve said role. However, approximately three years later had been let out on honorable discharge to return back to the life of a civilian.   Species: Human   Though Jeff’s story is unknown to some, it isn’t unknown to him. Jeffrey is a man that prefers to keep most things about himself private and to himself and though it may not take much for one to pry him open for answers regarding his private life, he will otherwise shut that out and in turn weave lies that may or may not make him seem “more interesting” to someone.  This will include his birthplace, his name and often than not, even his age. It would possibly come as no surprise that the 19 year old you’re speaking to (in character of course) may as well be […]

Welcome to the Hathian Observer – Hathian’s original and only trusted source of news! (@HathianObserver on twitter) As an Observer employee, your duties & pay will depend on your position. These positions include News Beat Reporter, Columnist, & Photographer, along with an internship in conjunction with Columtreal University. Periodic raises will be based on activity and performance. ARTICLE INTERESTS All articles in the Observer will be defined by one or more of the following sections of the newspaper: Crime, News, Weather, Entertainment, Opinion, Interview, Business, Columtreal Univerity, Classifieds (Ads or Personal). This should serve as possibly inspiration for ideas, which can range from covering crime in the area to interviewing a business, talking about upcoming social events, restaurant reviews, to name a few. The possibilities are vast! DRESS CODE/BEHAVIOR Dress is casual, but no nudity, ragged clothing, & employees are expected to maintain grooming standards (aka, please shower). They’re also expected to maintain good attitudes; don’t be an asshole. In cases of robbery, don’t be a hero either. Dial 911. SECURITY There are two cameras stationed in the officer. One in the corner of main floor (full visibility) and one directly outside covering the immediate area in front of the door and window. These are a digital feed, there is no tape. ((If you run into a situation in the office, please post about their existence at least once.)) EMPLOYEE CREDENTIALS & ACCESS Criminal and Medical records are highly confidential in Hathian, and reporters are not granted access to them. […]