Do you find yourself a little too safe for your own liking?  Are you tired of presenting yourself out to be mugged, raped, or worse down in the RLD and get saved by those darn police officers patrolling down the hill?  Perhaps it is time to enroll at the Columtreal campus, walk around all alone, trust in campus security to keep you safe, meet a Hopper and perhaps learn a little anthropologic lesson. Remember the good times of turning in a horror movie, seeing the college student walking alone in the dark in her tiny skirt, you knew something was going to happen when the violins play.  You supply the victim and the violins, everything else will be taken cared of for you.  Contact your local Hopper for more details.  If you can't get help with the Hoppers, get help, somewhere.