Ask Carly #10 - 4 ways to Keep Your Vagina Young and Tight!
Undoubtedly not a record most want for their children, and I'm sure I'm a huge disgrace in my parents eyes, but I am proud to have the record of having fucked the most guys in Hathian, and likely in Laveau as well. Now, I'm back after a short maternity leave where I added to the grotesque denizens of Hathian by spitting out another Yheng.
My message to you Hathian is clear - My tits are dry, my belly is flat, and I'm ready to fuck!
Now, what would this article be without an actual theme in this anniversary edition of the Ask Carly Column? Don't worry, I got you!
Today's topic is about vaginas... yes, I know there's not much surprise there, but specifically this episode of Ask Carly is about how to ensure your vagina stays young and tight. Believe me, now having given birth twice, it takes effort and knowledge on how to make sure it feels like a primed 18 year old every time.
4 Ways to Keep Your Vagina Young and tight
Ladies, let’s be honest - when you think of anti-aging you usually focus on gray hair, wrinkles, and how perky your breasts look! It’s time to think beyond that - it may be hard to accept, but every single part of your body ages as the years go on, which includes your vagina.
Beginning as early as your 20’s, the vagina can begin to lose its youthful plumpness and start to sag instead. As women age and have children, the vagina can also lose its elasticity and begin to stretch, as the pelvic floor weakens.
Similar to treating anti-aging for other areas of your body - it's important to take action to keep our vaginas as young as possible! Getting older is inevitable, but here are four incredible ways to keep your vagina youthful, on the outside and the inside.
I'm a 32 year old MILF of 2 now, and I use all four tips on the regular, as my income depend on it. So unless you are not into vaginas (I'd recommend Spanky's as none of their chicks have them) or don't have one yourself (Basically if you're Sam Warhol) there's no need to read further.
1. The Kegel Throne
Kegels are an essential exercise for your pelvic health and youthfulness. They strengthen your pelvic floor muscles, which support your bladder, uterus, and other organs in the pelvic area, as well as primarily helping women during labor. Your pelvic floor muscles control these organs, however, as you get older or go through childbirth, these muscles weaken, which can lead to urinary incontinence. Have you ever leaked a little urine while laughing or sneezing? (Don’t worry, you're not alone! I sometimes squirt while laughing) - then you have experienced urinary incontinence!
The best part about kegel exercises is that they can be performed at any time. Just by taking deep breaths and contracting your pelvic muscles, you can help increase your vagina’s elasticity and keep it young! You can enhance your kegel exercises by having a BTL Esmella treatment, otherwise known as a ‘Kegel Throne.’
No, it's not an actual throne, but it is a chair that uses high intensity focused electromagnetic technology to cause intense pelvic floor muscles to stimulate. In under 30 minutes, a session with the ‘Kegel Throne’ can generate 11,000 contractions, which is the same as performing 11,000 kegel exercises! This painless, non-invasive, non-surgical treatment can help strengthen your pelvic floor muscles and keep your V young with zero recovery time.
(The Kegel Throne can be bought at xXx Sex Shop on Bourbon Street)
To simply put it, a vajacial is a facial for your vagina! We spend so much time taking care of our face, hair, and nails - shouldn’t we be doing the same for the most intimate area on our body? Although the name suggests it, a vajacial is not performed on the inner vagina. Instead, a vajacial focuses on the bikini line and outer labia, where it helps treat ingrown hairs, remove dead skin cells, prevent pimples, smooth any bumps, and pigmentation. This soothing spa treatment ensures healthy and hydrated skin in the vagina area. (Come get one at Rub'n'Tug)
Staying hydrated is extremely important to stay healthy, but also vital for your vagina as well! Neglecting to drink enough water can actually dry your ‘nether regions’. If your vagina is dehydrated and has highly sensitive skin, you can experience itchiness, burning, inflammation, and can ultimately lead to a yeast infection - Yikes!
Bacterial infections such as a yeast infection, are likely to happen when there is an off-balance of your pH levels which is caused by dehydrated skin in and around the inside of the vagina. Vajacials is a new treatment that will hydrate your skin, but also, increase blood flow, reduce inflammation, cleanse the bikini area, replenish moisture, exfoliate the skin, plus more! Most importantly, a vajacial will make you feel confident and sexy again!
Not only can your weight change the appearance of your face, but it can also change the appearance of your vagina. (Makes you wonder what horrific sights await anyone trying to undress Piper Rewell right?)) If you lose a substantial amount of weight, the fat can be lost in your vulva. In both scenarios of rapidly losing or gaining weight, the loss or gain of tissue will stretch out your vagina.
If you lose too much weight, the fat loss in your pubic area may never return. If you feel that you’ve lost plumpness in your vagina as a result of weight loss, the best and simplest way to help the situation is through the v-plump treatment. V-plumping is a painless, nonsurgical procedure where your own platelet-rich plasma (PRP) is injected into your skin, making it smoother and plumper.
Vaginal plumping, or also known as V-Plump, is a natural and safe method that can volumize and plump your labia majora by using your platelet-rich plasma (PRP) extracted from your blood, which is then injected into the vaginal area. Because of the high concentration of stem cells and growth elements, the results are nothing but amazing that includes tissue rejuvenation, natural healing, repair, and more. Once PRP is injected into your skin, it has the ability to change the texture by making it stronger, tighter, and more youthful.
And they say Wikipedia has lost its relevance.
4. The O-Shot
Your vagina deserves to not only look young but feel young too! The O-Shot, also known as the orgasm shot, is a popular non-surgical rejuvenation treatment for those that want to enrich their sex life. It’s a simple and painless procedure where your own platelet-rich plasma (PRP) is injected into your vaginal tissue.
The platelets will naturally help attract new stem cells and create a more youthful, reactive vaginal tissue, as well as stimulating a vaginal and clitoral rejuvenation. After receiving the O-Shot, you will realize an increase in your sex-drive, as well as the potential to have numerous and more zealous passionate orgasms a lot quicker!
In addition to The O-Shot helping you reach the “Big O”, it also provides many other benefits. Orgasms are extremely beneficial for the entire body and overall health, especially for women! Experiencing frequent orgasms can help lower blood pressure, improve digestion, aid sleep, help migraine symptoms, keeps you in shape, boosts your immune system and brain function, plus it can make you look younger! Many women struggle reaching an orgasm, but now there is an easy solution with the fabulous O-Shot!
And you wondered how I stay young and fresh... I cum -A LOT!-
5. Get fucked daily (Extra advice)
Which leads us to this helpful advice, a freebie from yours truly. You need to get laid more, as thats the best way of not only feeling young and tight, but being young and tight. You would imagine a blg cock spreading you wide would leave you like that, but like so much else in life, logic has no place in the sack, just dirty animalistic sex.
So do it like Carly, get fucked every day, and you will keep the above mentioned saggy pussy a mile away.
Now, that was all for this time, but tune in soon ask, or if you have something to actually ask, advice on sex and relationships, write [email protected] (IM Daiyu or Calanthral Falodir)
Until next time!
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