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Looking for something fun and exciting to do on the weekend? Well swing by the Hathian Movie Theater to catch the latest movie releases! The theater has been around longer than anyone can remember. The theater offers a variety of movies for all citizens to enjoy, comfortable seating and is...

What town would be complete without its very own pizzeria? The Pie Hole has been around for years, offering delicious hand tossed pizza to the citizens of Hathian. Whether you like your pizza with cheese only or a little of everything, this pizzeria offers a variety of toppings to fulfill the...

If you’re looking to get premier, top of line tattoos or piercings, Hathian’s local tattoo shop is where you need to be. Poison Apple Tattoo Parlor is a historic spot in the city. Poison Apple offers a wide variety of tattoos and piercings to suit anyone’s taste. Not ready for...

Some of Hathian’s finest rank among the Hathian Fire Department. The heroic acts of the local Fire Department are legendary among the citizens. Always there for the city to count on in disastrous times, whether it be reaching out to families in need after the notorious Hurricane Katrina or being...

Featured in the heart of Hathian, Louisiana is the single most iconic brand, Gein Burger. While the building itself has changed with the times, one thing has remained the same, the best burger in town. Nothing compares to a juicy, freshly grilled burger from Gein. Using only the best ingredients...

An ever present eye on Hathian, The Observer is an integral part of city life. The only newspaper in town, it provides news to every citizen via the internet, or the old fashioned way. Whether it’s about violent criminal activity, classifieds of lonely men looking for loose women, or fluff...

The title really says it all. Hathian’s little bakery, better knows as Berthier Street Bakery has become a treasured spot in the city. If you have a sweet tooth you must stop by. The bakery is located in the heart of Hathian, right across from the local gas station. For years...

Cheeseburgers and fries? Steak and shrimp? Bacon and eggs? Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie? If you’re hungry for some ‘from scratch’ cooking, look no further. Nestled near the shore of Hathian sits one of the most profitable businesses, Slim Goodies Diner. Slim Goodies has been a staple in the diet of...

Like many of the local businesses, Hathian Motors’ original location on the North Shore Rd. was destroyed in Hurricane Katrina but their new digs suit the grease monkeys and scrap diggers just fine. The location on the Hathian’s south side skirts leave the garage surrounded by darkened alleyways frequented by...

Hathian’s 24 Hour Pawn Shop was a new edition to the city, established just after the rebuilding of the city in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Owned by ex porn mogul Stu Canning and his wife Audrina, the little shop has done well in it’s first two years. The pawn...