So, Rippen bought a pit bull. It attacked a CU teacher that wandered onto her lawn... this is the ensuing melee....
the dog's name is Mephisto... ((this was all done oocly... but god damn, i havent laughed this hard in a LOOOOOONG time, boysie couldnt breathe!!!))

CDPD/FDH Radio Hud: Black Bottomoysie Blaisdale: FDH calling HPD , unit 12 in need of backup , mental dog on loose
CDPD/FDH Radio Hud: Hathian:Sirus Plunkett: Lima-27 copy that unit 12 en'route, to you have a residential location

[14:05] Patman Ballinger would unbuckle his seatbelt sighing then would open the dooor and step out
[14:05] Sirus Plunkett "Lets go Pat...this could be dangerous"
[14:05] Sirus Plunkett: ao on
[14:05] Rippen Dagger: go away!!!
[14:06] Sirus Plunkett "Secure the dog pat!"
[14:06] Patman Ballinger pulls out his bereta "should we put it down"
[14:06] Patman Ballinger: draw
[14:06] Rippen Dagger: "Leave my dog alone!!!"
[14:06] Sirus Plunkett "We might have to go tactical on this one"
[14:06] Boysie Blaisdale hides behind Sirus
[14:07] Mephisto: I'm attacking Patman Ballinger
[14:07] Boysie Blaisdale shits himself
[14:07] Sirus Plunkett: run pat...run
[14:09] Sirus Plunkett: dont look it in the eyes pat
[14:10] Sirus Plunkett shouts: Save yourself pat
[14:11] Sirus Plunkett: holster
[14:11] Mephisto: I'm waiting here! -_-
[14:11] Patman Ballinger holsters his gun huffing
[14:11] Patman Ballinger: holster
[14:11] Mephisto: I'm following Patman Ballinger
[14:12] Patman Ballinger: void that))
[14:12] Patman Ballinger: draw
[14:12] Sirus Plunkett: PAt its back......dont look it in the eyes pat....DONT LOOK HIM IN THE EYES
[14:12] Mephisto: I'm following Boysie Blaisdale
[14:12] Sirus Plunkett: he can smell your fear
[14:12] Patman Ballinger afraid asthe dog approaches aiming hs gun "should i shoot it"
[14:13] Sirus Plunkett: fuck this.....shit...dawg....
[14:13] Patman Ballinger waits for sirus to clear his aim and fire two shots at the dogs body
[14:13] Sirus Plunkett: save my ass pat
[14:14] Sirus Plunkett: im too young to be doggy kible
[14:15] Patman Ballinger: ((i emoted shooting it
[14:15] Sirus Plunkett: tackle the dog pat
[14:16] Sirus Plunkett: ao off
[14:16] Mephisto: I'm relaxing... -_-
[14:17] Patman Ballinger: holst
[14:17] Patman Ballinger: holster
[14:17] Sirus Plunkett: ao on
[14:17] Patman Ballinger: draw
[14:17] Rippen Dagger calls the dog off and he listens.
[14:18] Patman Ballinger: holster