Hello!, Hallo!, ¡Hola!,

Maia just rolled into town (she needed a change of pace...or something like that). She's easy to miss and quiet, and reasonably skilled with bobby pins and paper clips. If your breath is kickin' and she's around, she'd be happy to oblige with a fresh stick of whatever gum she has that isn't (completely) covered pocket lint.

That's about it for now...looking forward to writing weird shit with all of you!