Name: Hank Judas
DOB: 10/23/1976
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 207
Orientation: Straight
Ethnicity: American
Hometown: New York City, NY
Moral values: Only about the truth. Knows the value of a well-stated white lie.
Vice(s): Alcohol, cigarettes, ganja and coke, drama. Extended periods of self-loathing

Backstory: Author of 2 best selling novels, "You Should Have Been Swallowed" and "Societal Fail".
A move West from his home in NY has begun to unravel his life. Writers block seemingly being the least of his worries, the pitfalls of Hollywood took a hold on him as they have so many in the past. Trying to find his way back to his writing and his sanity, Hank has taken a low level job for A-Hole publications. Fucking blogging, in fucking Hathian, LA, about fucking Katrina, and fucking hating it.