Dear Diary,

Go fuck yourself! Really how the hell did I end up back in Hathian? I mean I was sitting in Grandma's home back in Sicily enjoying her homemade wine and BOOM here I am ..in this slumhole! Fuck now what? Guess Ill try to get my old job back I mean the place COULD use some more cops! On a brighter note the girls are still as slutty as ever get this.
I went to the Police Station (or I should say the Olie station) to speak to the Captain who wasn't there the chick behind the counter ..who I will bang she Looked like she could use some Viddi juice..anyway she tells me to fill out an app like I was going to work for McDonald's. Anyway this sexy little thing is staring at me ..I mean who can blame her right I'm Mike Viddi. I said hi blah blah ..back to my place and shes in the tub playin my trumpet like shes Louie Fucking Prima.

Well let me go ..I need to bang this one again before I send her packing..God I hate this place ..but at least they don't have hairy underarms!