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Featured in the heart of Hathian, Louisiana is the single most iconic brand, Gein Burger. While the building itself has changed with the times, one thing has remained the same, the best burger in town. Nothing compares to a juicy, freshly grilled burger from Gein. Using only the best ingredients...

An ever present eye on Hathian, The Observer is an integral part of city life. The only newspaper in town, it provides news to every citizen via the internet, or the old fashioned way. Whether it’s about violent criminal activity, classifieds of lonely men looking for loose women, or fluff...

The title really says it all. Hathian’s little bakery, better knows as Berthier Street Bakery has become a treasured spot in the city. If you have a sweet tooth you must stop by. The bakery is located in the heart of Hathian, right across from the local gas station. For years...

Cheeseburgers and fries? Steak and shrimp? Bacon and eggs? Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie? If you’re hungry for some ‘from scratch’ cooking, look no further. Nestled near the shore of Hathian sits one of the most profitable businesses, Slim Goodies Diner. Slim Goodies has been a staple in the diet of...

Like many of the local businesses, Hathian Motors’ original location on the North Shore Rd. was destroyed in Hurricane Katrina but their new digs suit the grease monkeys and scrap diggers just fine. The location on the Hathian’s south side skirts leave the garage surrounded by darkened alleyways frequented by...

Hathian’s 24 Hour Pawn Shop was a new edition to the city, established just after the rebuilding of the city in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Owned by ex porn mogul Stu Canning and his wife Audrina, the little shop has done well in it’s first two years. The pawn...

Hathian’s local radio station, WKRK, subsidiary owned by Rader Records, is so much more than a radio station. The station is well known for offering a large variety of instruments and equipment for both purchase or rental. They sell most of today’s greatest hits and even great hits of the...

One of Hathian’s most famous establishments is Lou’s Bar. A place for you to drown your sorrows in a bottle of whiskey or unload them on a bartender, Lou’s will always be there when you need it the most. Lou’s Bar was established by a grumpy old German named Lou...

When it comes to hot naked girls there is nothing like seeing them in the flesh. And when you’re in Hathian you’ve got to grab a few spare dollars and head down to Bourbon Street and head to the iconic Titty Twister strip club. The Titty Twister strip club features...

Twenty-four hours a day seven days a week, Hathian General Hospital’s emergency room doctors and nurses are available to provide you with expert care. Their highly trained staff can provide care for everything from cuts and broken bones to life-threatening conditions such as heart attack or stroke. Hathian General employs doctors...