“You get a goddamn job before sunset, or I’m shipping you off to military school with that goddamn Finklestein shit kid. Son of a bitch!”

–The last thing Bear heard his dad yell before moving to Hathian City.

So, is this thing on? How do I know if it’s turned on? Oh, the red light? Dude, that’s cool! Look, the words show up when I’m talking!…[Read more]