Anonymous 
@Random Flyer and/or Poster wrote:
Are you tired of those lonely friday nights?
Fed up with those saturdays when you're stuck watching a random chickflick with Ben & Jerry?
Heard enough of your mates picking on you, just because you couldn't get a date with that hot blonde?
We have the solution for you!
This spring, dating has never looked so promising before.
Don't have the guts to ask out the girl of your dreams? You don't need to.Why?
Just bid at the Sorority Date Auction! Guaranteed succes!
Saturday, May 29th at 2PM SLT at Titty Twister.
Make sure to come dressed to the nines. It will be a night to remember!
(Dresscode: Formal wear. It will be a date auction gala.)Want to be auctioned off? Contact Dannika Riley (avname: Dannika Dryke)
I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing. ~Anais Nin
