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Anonymoussaid“A Tyrannosaurus Is Jawing At My Head” Excerpts from the Twitter account of Princess Lara Swordthain princesslara Got a new phone for my sweet 16th. Had to pay for it myself of course. Aunt B throwing b’day party tonight. She’s behaving oddly, even for her. princesslara In tears. I feel sick. Party was an engagement party. FOR ME! No Aunt B I will not marry my cousin! EWWWW princesslara I’m running away. Rucksack is packed. Safe has been cleared. Window is open. It’s raining and still wearing my party dress. Fuck it. princesslara On train to Euston. Make up smudged and Vera Wang dress ruined. Aunt B tried to force me into incest. Happy b’day me! princesslara Aunt B keeps calling. New phone going out of the train window. Tweet later. princesslara Bonjour. France is beautiful in the summer. I LOVE Versailles. On sad note, can’t claim inheritance until 21. Lawyer says come home. No chance. princesslara Snowboarding in the alps. Great fun! princesslara Just got a fright. Saw myself on Italian TV. Missing! Interpol have been alerted. Better keep my head down princesslara In the colliseum. Something about all this blood and death of ages past that fascinates me. I must be twisted. princesslara I think I’m being followed. princesslara I AM being followed. Two men chased me. Thank god for Venice canals. Now I stink though. Poo. princesslara Secret call with business manager to obtain funds. He hates Aunt B. B has hired PI’s to look for me. Feel like James Bond with boobs. princesslara Ran into S from school. On her daddy’s yacht. Have had to pretend I’m on holiday too. I’m getting good at lying. princesslara S’s dad dropped me off in Athens. Going to hike to the acropolis. I’m starting to enjoy all this old stuff. princesslara Room is being invaded by a squillion cockroaches! HELP! princesslara Just went cliff diving into the med!!!! Awesome!! princesslara Time to leave Greece. They’ve found me. didn’t get me though thanks to a cute waiter boy. Thx Andre and your room service cart. princesslara Single propeller plane rattling and falling apart with turbulence. They don’t make them like this anymore. princesslara @RJ Yes, I’m alive. Just. Thanks for your concern tweeters. Don’t ask about the plane. princesslara I look like a native! That’s what a month in the desert will do to someone. Hello Cairo. princesslara This is the REAL way to see the pyramids. Sneaking in, after dark, no tour guide, no people. Kinda’ creepy. princesslara Egyptian museum. All this gold and jewels. It’s like girl heaven. princesslara A TYRANNOSAURUS IS JAWING AT MY HEAD!!! princesslara Apparently that’s what a real life crocodile looks like. Now I know for future reference. princesslara Mnt Sinai. Where the burning bush spoke to Moses. It’s the desert though, wtf did a bush come from? That’s the real miracle. princesslara How do they keep finding me? No credit card. No emails. Time to make like a tree… princesslara Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. 17 today tweets. Light a candle for me. princesslara Had my first real drink today. A cocktail. On a beach. In the Maldives. Life doesn’t get better than this. princesslara Sjd I rjfj qsbsejawa princesslara @hotstuff Yes, that’s what being drunk sounds like. My head hurts. princesslara Saw Aunt B today in the papers. She took out a whole commercial asking me to come home. 4 years to go. She’s getting desperate. princesslara On Safari in Zanzibar. princesslara Lions don't kill people, cannibals do! I am a witness! princesslara Ge-tenmorugen No, I’ve not been drinking again. It’s Japanese. Really. princesslara I’m trapped. In an alleyway in downtown Tokyo. He has a gun. Someone. Anyone. Help princesslara Locked in a hotel room somewhere in asia. I hope this thing has GPS. Any tweeters out there who can help a damsel in distress? princesslara @kailong My hero. Rest in peace. Sorry about the bullet wound. Love, L xxx princesslara Going underground tweeters. See you on the other side. *this phone is disconnected* |
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