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The Thermodynamics of Fellatio: Mitigating Climate Change
December 22 @ 12:00 pm - 2:00 pm
The Thermodynamics of Fellatio: Mitigating Climate Change
Lecture by Professor Carly Cox
Ladies and gentlemen, in this class we will confront an unconventional yet scientifically grounded proposition: that the strategic application of oral stimulation, specifically fellatio, could serve as a viable mechanism for reducing global carbon emissions. While this claim may initially elicit skepticism or amusement, we shall approach it with the rigor it demands, examining the biophysical, behavioral, and thermodynamic principles at play.
Topics Discussed in this class:
- The Carbon Footprint of Sexual Activity
- Thermodynamic Transfer and Body Heat Redistribution
- Behavioral Economics of Pleasure vs. Consumption
- Scalability and Cultural Barriers
- Conclusion
