Rumors on campus... Yesterday, Columtreal University’s ivy-clad halls echoed with more than just academic ambition. Whispers seeped from the crumbling stones—word is, a certain protector’s vigilance slipped, sparking rumors of a security breach that may threaten more than just the gym’s peace. Meanwhile, the storm’s moody weight kept students huddled together, stoking tensions and forging unlikely alliances in rain-soaked dorms where secrets flow freer than coffee at Get Woke. Some say a stash of forbidden treats brightened the gloom, passed hand to hand with conspiratorial grins. And who was seen sneaking out, clothes clinging, after an unplanned night behind locked doors? Columtreal’s walls are listening.