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The following video was shot in front of the Hathian Police Department in Hathian, LA.
The song featured in this video is Naked Kids by GroupLove and all rights are reserved by them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8IHhUPQr24 < --- Link to the song only ((Due to severe rain, visual and audio would be scratchy... but you get the idea)) [12:09] Brit frowns as Ebs stays silent, not enjoying the show as she was. Looking back to the streakers and the cop, she turns her phone and begins to record the scene... for a later posting on youtube. [12:12] Liam Evans: "what.. what is that you say..." he be looking down at the ground, still unaware of the cop, but all he saw was a midget in a elf suit, and laughed as the elf started to do.. the mocarena, and just as the part where you slap your hands he got slapped on the ass, and it made him scream.."OH YEA" and would jump to the right and would start to move like the elf, full on doing the dance, his balls and dick fliping around, and his ass was out, to on lookers, he was off beat, but to him he was rocking out " nam Dam ma ma MOCARENA.. na bah.. da MOCARENAA" had no clue the words but well.. does anyone know the words to that dumb ass song?? [12:18] Briar Lefevre: briar would run her tongue over her lips before seeing liam break out she laughed and tried to mimik him for a moment but her hands and arms well they were not that co-ordinated. * ohhh good officer... i needed to file a report.someone stole somethign from me* briar only looked at her for a brief moment before she would try again to dance with liam this time try to jig to his song to which just made her tits begin to bounce* dj slow that music down* she yelled * i cant keep up* of course she was meaning liam but then again who knew what bri was really hearing anymore she tried to jump and spin with his next move but stumbled a little * oh boys he we go... time to rock and roll* briar would drop to her knees stick her fingers up in the air pink and index up the rest tucked neatly away .* THANK YOU BOSTON* she screamed and stuck out her tongue like gene simmons [12:21] Blíour sighed, okay the donut thing didn't work. She rose an eyebrow as she watched some cock and balls bouncing around as well as some breasts. She leaned over to her shoulder mic and called it in before she looked to the two of them. "I don't think I heard that song since freaking middle school." she shook her head and looked to the woman, "Alright.. we can.. go inside and.." she just stopped talking when she dropped down to her knees. Okay.. time for plan B.. something shiney.. that usually works. She turned and walked over to the trunk of the unmarked cruisor and using her key popped it open. She dug around and pulled out a flare. God love how the things were water proof. She slammed the trunk closed and walked back in fornt of the two. Pulling the cap off she ignited it and then held it as the red flame shot out and flickered and danced with a few sparks, "There we go.. look at the shiney.." as she waved it around in a small circle. [12:25] Ebony smirked at what was going on "if i was drunk id join in...". Finally taking an interest in what was going on, she had already flashed in public and stripped in public before. Her pushing her wet hair out of her face again. [12:26] Liam Evans (caleb.perdide) would still be dancing, as he heard the request of bri slow it down, liam would snap at the elf that was only in his head.. and would say..."You hear the Rabbit, slow that jam down.." he would hear her go all rock n roll on him and he could so not be out done, but her he would run back a few steps put his hands on his knees like a line backer and would go in for a power slide, as he would hit the ground, a wash of water would hit the cop as he was now sorta at her feet, he would see the flare, and would not see it as a flare, but as a lighter held up like at a rock concert.."Fuck yea... JAM OUT WITH YOUR CLAM OUT " he would hold up his finger in the rock motion pumping it in the air. [12:29] Briar Lefevre: Briar would watch liam go into a power slide and laugh her ass off rollin on the ground from her knees her eyes would follow up to the flare* HOLY SHIT ITS FUCKING JESUS* she cried out and stared up at the read light as it moved in the circle.....* she would follow it for a moment * Jesus is fuckign boring he was so over rated * briar would close her eyes and laying in the water she would begin to move her arms and legs in and out up and down* making the fucking snow angel yeah yeah yeah...* she sung very very off tune...* making that angel like you and fuckign buunny rabbits yeah yeah* [12:32] Blíour (windie.melody) grumbled, okay so plan B didn't work onto Plan C... wondering how many letters down the alphabet she would get. She wasn't about to Taze them, with the water it could kill them. She glanced up to the other officer that walked up, "Working onit.." before suddenly plan C clicked. She moved and walked up behind Liam as she got splashed.. eh she was already wet. Her arm moved to try and take his and slide it down as her other hand reached for her cuffs as she called out, "Ohh yea... body surfing.. Hold on buddy Im gonna help you crowd surf." what the fuck ever it was lame but they were both higher then cooter brown. [12:32] Brit (britta.lexington) cannot control a fit of laughter, "video is titled 'Jam out with your clam out'." she says, half to Ebs, half to herself and her future viewers. Peeling her eyes away from the scene momentarily she would look at Ebony and serious as a heart attack mouth the words, 'i want what they're on'. [12:34] Ebony smirked softly with this and continues to stare at what wa going on before looking back to brit "you would...". she says in response to what she mouthed to her then looked back to the scene. Her tapping her heel lightly on the floor as she dug into her pocket, pulling out her vicodin and popping a few pills in her mouth before shoving the bottle back into hr pocket. [12:39] Liam Evans (caleb.perdide) would feel his hand be taken, and would life his eyes to what he thought was jesus now, from what bri said.. he would laugh .."Fuck yea, turn this water into WINEEEEE My Brother from another Mother.." he would say as his other hand started to slide up her front... as he started to find the wet material very very sexy.. "Fuck Jesus, your wet.. want to sit on my lap, and tell me what you want for christmas... maybe we can make some deal since you know the big guy is he a dick, whats it like around tax time?" he say poking her stomach. [12:44] Briar Lefevre: briar would scream * hey bitch get off my man... santa claus aint no HO... he only fuck the eater bunny* she was laying on the ground still making her angels thought the ground was wet her arms and legs were getting a little raw* santa put your dick away ... put your sick in a box.... * she would begin to laugh hysterically but it sounded like she was a 80year old smoker because it she seemed so out of breath from giggling then she started to sing at the top of her lungs* To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box *

[12:47] Blíour (windie.melody) mostly went for Liam first because he was the larger of the two and posed the most threat. But hey this was working. She had one arm. She moved to click the cuffs onto his wrist as she looked up towards the woman. Rolling her eyes she looked back down just as she felt his other hand starting to feel her up. She just sighed.. you could visibly see it. "Oh yup, lets go inside and talk about all the things I want for Christmas Santa.. you can make my dreams come true." the sarcasm couldn't be any more apparent. She moved to try and take his other arm now and bring it back behind his back with the other as she would try to lean and move around to get him fully in the cuffs.

[12:49] Brit (britta.lexington) drops her jaw and jerks her head towards Ebs, "is that dude trying to undress the cop?" she asks before another bout of laughter. She quickly adjusts the phone so that she can zoom in and catch the highlights. "SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!" she shouts over to the streakers, holding the phone out as far as she can without the rain interfering.

12:49] Mei Yheng (mikayo.cheng) sighes, seeing the public start to approach more. "I want these two fucking off this street." she yelled, having no intentions allowing this scene continue and embarass herself and the department. Yheng glances at the rookie. "Water does conduct electricity, so do human beings. Water wouldn't increase the effect of the tazer, your body is already 3/4 water as it is. Our tasers are still effective in rain regardless, otherwise most departments wouldn't run them with there equipment. Alright, I want you to shoot the guy if he runs." Mei aimed her taser directly torward Briars torso, switching targets since Bliour seemed to have Liam under control. She pulled the trigger, the loud sound of the taser echoing the entrance of the PD. The two taser probes flying torward her.

[12:50] Ebony laughs slightly as she watch's whats happening still "i think so...". She was amused either way, it was nice to see on her first full day back in hathian after her little holiday. She always liked to see people pissing about with the hpd.

[12:52] Liam Evans (caleb.perdide) would feel her trying to go for his other hand, and he didnt refuse for the reason, of not going to jail, it was because he talked with is hands.. and started to talk.. his head would turn to look at his honey bunnie as she started to scream, "Honeyy Bunnie CHILL HONEY BUNNIE CHILLL.." he would hear the scream of what he thought was his fans and would wave a random gang sign as he would bring his fingers to his wet chest and pump them and then bring them to his lips and kiss them he would hear the sound of the tazer, thinking he was still on stage he put his hand to his head.. screaming.."Oh no.. i cant pull a michael jacksonnn I Need my HAIR"

[12:54] Briar Lefevre: Briar wouldnt even see the taser probs coming towards her. SHe was about to pretend to open the imaginary box that would be covering her dick if she was a man when the probs hooked into her flesh one in her stomach the other in her upperabs.. THe electricity surged through her and she screamed in pain as her body twitched and flooped about in the water... She was like a fish* you.... ghh...bii....thh* she try to scream over her muscles spasming out of control her boots thunking against the ground lightly as her body would tense up as the voltage surged through her

[12:56] Blíour (windie.melody) looked suddenly really annoyed as he pulled his arm free. She was still behind him when she heard the Tazer go off behind her. Time to step it up.. She still had one hand on the handcuffs and one arm. She moved to quickly press her knee into the middle of his back to try and shove him down face first if she could. She was hopping with him pinned she could secure the other arm, but who knew. She grunted as he started screaming about his hair, "Don't worry Tiger, Santa will get to keep his hair.. just give me your other hand." as she made an attempt to grab his hand again. She heard the woman in the street but couldn't exactly get to her at this moment.

[12:58] Brit (britta.lexington) just continues to film the scene unfolding, "Ebs, I got a joint in my back pocket, wanna smoke it while the cops are distracted?" she asks quietly, maintaining a firm grip on the phone.

[12:59] Mei Yheng (mikayo.cheng) pulled out the cartridge and reloaded her taser. "Alright, the next one. Now it's your turn." Yheng said. She aimed her taser, with just one hand closer to Liam, as if she was about to do some sort of execution. "Back up!" she ordered, now seeing she might by accident shoot her own. Yheng would walks lowly, still aiming her less than lethal weapon at Liam. Mei grabbed Briar by hair as she walked over to her. "Alright, tagging this one..." she said calmly, wanting to beat the shit out of her she refrained, but she would try to drag Briar by the hair as hard a she could into the station lobby.

[12:59] Ebony looks to her slowly with this "i dont do those kinds of drugs...". She had a strict idea of whats drugs she would take, vicodin was on the list of ones she took. And ofcourse she smoked average cigarettes.

[13:01] Liam Evans (caleb.perdide) would not even feel the second part of the cuffs go on his wrist as his hand was pretty much up on his head, so she could put it on, this was a weird sight for sure, not because he was high, or even dressed like santa or naked in fact, but he was getting arrested and not putting up a fight, he didnt even see the tazzer against him, all he was sad about was the concert was over.. hell will he be pissed once he comes down from his high tho thats for sure!

[13:03] Briar Lefevre: briar would scream even louder as the women began to pull her hair dragging her* dont you dare take my fur from me * she tryed to flip about on the concreette * IM THE FUCKING EASTER BUNNY* she would kcik her feet a little tryign to get to her feet but only pushing herself further into the lobby * SANTAAAAAAA* she yelpedd as her body would move from concrete to the lobby flooring . briar would feel her tug her along* lil bunny foo foo hoping through the forest* her eyes were now tightly shut and her voice shaky as she sang but she was light so she would easily slide along the floor as her body was slick from the rain

[13:03] Blíour (windie.melody) was glad she managed to get the cuffs on and she leaned into him and eased her arm inbetween them keeping anohter on the cuffs as she used her key to double lock them. Tucking it away she looked back to Mei seeing she had the woman undercontrol. She moved to start trying to get LIam to his feet, "Come on big boy, lets go inside now." Her efforts to get him up and moving and guiding him towards the station. "I heard nickelback was downstairs." hell if she kept him calm he was cooperative.. and feeding him those highs was working.

[13:03] Brit (britta.lexington) looks at Ebs sideways wondering how they could be such could friends without her knowing that Ebs didn't smoke. She carefully shrugs it off and begins to juggle the phone, the umbrella and now a pinner and a zippo.

[13:06] Sora Senizen had been heading outside from falling asleep in the observation room as he stopped dead in his tracks. He would glance between the two naked folks and then The Rookie and Miho. He would bring his hand up and rub at the back of his neck as he just glanced to the Easter Bunny a moment. "They don't even make it difficult for Stonage anymore.." he mumbled as e glanced back to Liam and just shook his head. His arms would be crossed as he let out a sigh. "You guys just holler if you need help.." He would side step and do what he was supposed to do in this situation, observe cuz fuck if he was going to get an accidental mushroom stamp.

[13:06] Mei Yheng (mikayo.cheng) holstered back her taser seeing the rookie sucessfully get control of the man. "Alright princess..." she said to Briar. "Hey look Sora, I had a good day hunting. I tagged a bunny." she laughed, aggressively dragging Briar by the hair into the lobby, not caring if her entire body would rub against the asphalt and pavement.

[13:09] Ebony tilts her head slightly thinking she saw someone familiar over there, it took her a while to realise it was the proud owner of the soramobile. She just went to casually walk up to his car, not doing anything she just wamted to see his reaction, and uyes she still hated sora for what he did to her last time she was in hathian. She would just run her hands lightly across the side of his car.

[13:10] Liam Evans (caleb.perdide) would hear his honny bunnie scream for him, as he would try to reach for her, but then relized he was bounded so he would push out his head, like he was head butting the air.."Im coming my HO HO HOOO.. oh.. Nicklback.. my Sack.. Yay!"

[13:11] Briar Lefevre: briar would begin to make this loud humming noise by pressing her tongue to the roof of her mouth... all she wanted to do was just find her lil tail but with her eyes closed tightly she would pop them open quickly as they fell on the man * wont you save a wittle bunny wonny* she cried out to him giving her best imitation of puppy dog eyes though her pupils pretty much took over her whole iris.... her body scraping alon the pavement as she was dragged* YOUR GRATTING ME LIKE CHEESE* she yelped to the women again tryign to gather her legs under her but failign miserably she stumbled backwards and flopped onto the ground

END VIDEO

The author of this YouBoob Video would like to mention that she in no way, shape or form endorses Nickleback.

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