((We were all crying as we RPed, so I figured it was good enough to share, right?))

[17:11] Khloe Glamour grabs the ketchup bottle and the mustard bottle, each in one hand, and sees the cop walk over to her and smiled. she points both bottles at her and says "my name is Khloe." and squirts the bottles hard. the ketchup and mustard squirting out the bottles at high speeds. if the ketchup and mustard land. the cop would be covered from head to toe. luckily both bottles are fully loaded.
[17:12] Greenlee Morrisey springs into action and darts for DeShawn once she sees the cop catch him, not worried about the cop hurting DeShawn. "DeShawn! No...stop it No hitting! Never hit!" of course, maybe Green should follow her own advice sometime, especially given recent events. She crouches down again next to him, trying to put her arms around DeShawn, looking at the officer, "Greenlee. and Im his foster mom. And I am soooo sorry..." her face red from embarrassment at how DeShawn was acting.
[17:13] DeShawn Brown eventualy stops kicking and swinging and throws himself at Green clutching her again, not really bothered by her stern words, he was use to being yelled at. He didn't say anything just clutched Green tight again.
[17:14] Valena McConach can at least be glad that she's not resposible for the kid anymore, because in all honesty, that would've been a nightmare with her mental state. Quickly, her attention is caught as the lady cop moves over to the last woman, and her gaze doesn't peel away from the pair for anything, not even the flailing DeShawn. The moment she sees the bottles, she turns into that babboon again and springs on to the table, a hand quickly coming up to point at them. "POW! Right in the kisser!" she calls out of Nat gets hit.
[17:15] Sora Senizen stepped back as he nodded "No harm no fowl Greenlee, You are all free to go, thank you for your time.." He would turn around as he watched Nat, the Ketchup and mustard doing its thing as he crossed his arms visibility unimpressed.. “What the FFfffffffff” Kids sora kids in the room “Ffffffudge are you doing?”
[17:17] Natsumie Maddox had started writing down the name when, sadly…she would be covered in Katchup and Mustard. It wasn’t like she saw it coming…or could have gotten out of the way of it quickly. Thankfully she had been able to cover her eyes, but now her entire face and all down her entire front was completely covered. She stood there, unmoving for the moment. Shocked? Yes…that was a good word. A moment later she coughed, spitting a mass ketchup and mustard onto the ground.
[17:20] Khloe Glamour smiles as it landed. "you still need my statement officer? she stands up from the stool and grabs the hot sauce. "Louisiana's finest burn right here." she unscrews the top and smiles.
[17:20] Greenlee Morrisey nods, "Thank you" turning towards DeShawn, "We need to get you home..now. And we are gonna be having a talk..." talking to DeShawn of course. But her lecture is stopped when Khloe starts squirting condiments at the cop. She looks at the female officer, horrifed but then when she sees the woman's face and clothes, she starts to laugh--a hysterical, can't stop laughing even if she tried, kinda laugh. She isnt trying to be mean, green is just really stressed out at the moment.
[17:22] Valena McConach: "Holy mayonaise, Batman!" she calls out as she sees the goopey mess land all over the poor lady cop's face. Too bad, too. Val liked the lady cop. Her eyes move to the other bottle the woman picks up, and she narrows her eyes so she can read it. "..SHE'S GOT HOT SAUCE!" she exclaims, throwing her arms over her head like Olive Oyl.
[17:22] Sora Senizen pulled his baton from his belt again this time not in a mood. He would make his way in that direction as he tapped the table with his baton “Drop the…Condiments! NOW!” Yah that made sense. The guys at the station would love to hear that he made an arrest on condiment wars.
[17:22] DeShawn Brown looks really scared when Green says they have to have a talk but then she starts laughing hysterically so he thinks maybe he's not in trouble aftera all. He turns and sees the cop covered in condiments, he giggles hard, cause it's funny.
[17:24] Callista Kharg shakes her head. Yep someone else was going to jail tonight on battery charges against an officer. Wouldn't that be a fun one to write? Assault with ketchup and mustard. But people got arrested for spitting on officers too. She shakes her head and just stands there watching in complete awe at the crazy woman using condiments as her choice of weaponry. She herself thought sporks worked wonderfully.
[17:24] Natsumie Maddox moved a hand behind her back, pushing the notepad into her belt there, as not to lose the damn thing. Her gloves would be removed next, using her clean hands to wipe the condiments from her eyes so she could see. This was funny yes, and she may just laugh about it later, but right now she was not entertained. What a way for her first day to go. She spit out some more condiments, wiping her mouth. Oh her eyes burned, trying to stay focused and help Sora, but damn that mustard, her eyes starting to water as she searched blindly for a napkin on the table or something.
[17:27] Khloe Glamour sees the cop wipe her eyes and laughs as she notices the cop not too comfortable. she pops off the plastic topper on the sauce so it flows freely. "this one... is for the brick!"she throws the bottle overhead of the officers and towards the general direction of the lady with the crutches since she seems to be the most centered one ofthe bunch.
[17:30] Sora Senizen stood there along moment as as bits of sauce splatter out as it flys.. He felt it land on his head and drip down as he stood there with his baton. His tongue coming out as he licked at the sauce, at least it was ok flavored.. He would just stand there silently for a long moment. “Ok were is my Tazer..” He would walk around in the direction of the woman trying not to slip in Muster and Ketchup all over the floor. “Place your hands behind her back..”
[17:30] Callista Kharg blinks seeing the the bottle of hotsauce flying through the air at her. It sailed through the air, slowly, almost painfully slowly like in a movie, except it wasn't, it was really sailing, and more importantly in her direction. She of course is too astonished at the flying bottle of hot sauce to think of moving blocked on onside by the booth and her impared leg making it hard to make a quick getaway. The bottle hits her on the head with a loud thump and the sauce just rolls down her face. She of course, pregnant woman that she was flails to the ground knocked out.
[17:32] Valena McConach cackles with laughter, but the moment she sees the molotov hot sauce fling out of th the woman's hand. "BOMBS AWAY!" she calls out, and instantly tries to duck and cover, like you would from those old 60s nuclear war PSAs. She hears the bottle clunk against the poor woman's forehead, and Val peaks up from her spot long enough to see her flat on the ground, hot sauce spilling all over the floor like a gruesome crime scene.
[17:33] Natsumie Maddox only got a little bit of hot sauce on her, thankfully. But still. She wiped her eyes with the napkin she found, glaring at the woman. Didn’t pay much attention to where the bottle that had been thrown landed, more concerned with the woman in front of them at the moment, her hand moving for her retractable nightstick. Oh so ready to smack someone with it now as she moved toward the woman as well.
[17:33] Greenlee Morrisey is laughing so hard at this point she has tears streaming down her face. THis was like a Naked Gun movie all of a sudden. She is holding her stomach, wiping her eyes and elated to hear DeShawn giggling. And yes he was still gonna be in trouble later. She hears her phone buzz and reaches for it, seeing a message that her other client is about to be questioned at HPD. She looks down at DeShawn, "Can you stay with Val, and stay outta trouble?" looking over at Valena, worried about leaving him with Val, but she had to go to work. "Val, can you take DeShawn home?" She is interupted when she sees a bottle flying out of the corner of her eye and tries to step back towards the counter, hoping to avoid meeting a client with hot sauce dripping from her hair. When Calista goes down, she gasps, "OHMYGOD! I think we need the ambulance back! Oh shit!"
[17:35] DeShawn Brown frowns about going home but nods anyway and that's when he see the bottle, he ducks and hears a thud. Seeing the woman on the floor he giggles, cause he's ten and fat ladies falling is funny.
[17:36] Khloe Glamour sees the cop walk towards her, and puts her hand behind her head. "bingo." she says as the lady gets knocked out cold from the hot sauce. "ok you can take me know." she laughs. walking closer to the cop. "you are hot. aside from the hot ssauce on your head." she smiles
[17:37] Sora Senizen would stand there a moment as he watched the bottle fly across the room and smack Khargs wife in the head.. O he was not getting blamed for this… He would bring his Radio up to his mouth “Ocean 5….*He couldn’t belive he was saying this* I need Medical ate Gein burger again……* he let out a long sigh* Kharg if your listing, your wife was attack via flying Hot sauce bottle…Yah know, I’ll just tell you later…” He would take his hands cuffs and attempt to slap them on the woman with a sigh.. What a fucking night..
[17:38] Valena McConach: "MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!" she calls hysterically as she peers over the edge of the table. "ALL UNITS REPORT! FRIENDLY FIRE, FRIENLY FIRE!" Hopefully that would be heard over the radio system as well.