To all of those that were online for the hilarious round of Truth or Dare in the Pub, I commend you all. It was a hilarious time. I think I spent more time laughing then anything.

To the winner of Truth or Dare! I commend Nich Shilova and his twisted messed up mind.

Nich Shilova calls up the rub and tug quietly as he strokes his man meat in the dusky stank ass garage.
Kim Shikami picks up the phone. "Rub 'n' tug."
Nadir Taov is so turned on
Angelina Delgado puts it on speaker and lets Kim talk.
Kim Shikami sighs. "Helloooo..?"
Angelina Delgado: its prolly Nick or a fourteen year old boy...
Kim Shikami giggles. "Awww.. Hey sweety, curious?"
Nich Shilova strokes a lil harder and pants into the phone "Yus uh maam I need er special....special lookin lady..eye's ah talkin bout round 5 ft 7 er so wif sum dark 'air an maybe sum big ass titties...ya knows I aint's gon be likin no itty bittys..I wants sumfin i can be *makes shakey face noise* rubbin my face all up in"
Angelina Delgado smiles. "Ask if him a fat man will do? They have big titties!"
Kim Shikami chuckles. "Woah.. That's a man. And I'm out of the picture, I'm asian." She says to Ang. "Uhhh.. How would you likea nice fat man? they have big titties. Bigger than mine."
Nich Shilova grunts as he rasps into the phone quietly "Oh no no..yer know wut..I wanna change my order there dollface..jus um....eye's ah be taken me a lil egg foo yong ter go with my spring roll if ya nah I mean..".He beats harder as loud smacking noises are echoing in the background "Jus..jus...jus uh...say uh....say...say me so horny once fer my darlin.."
Kim Shikami stifles a burst of laughter, before collecting herself and clearing her throat, she slaps on her thickest japanese psudeo-vietnamese accent and almost moans into the reciever. "Mmmm Me so ho nee.."
Angelina Delgado slips Kim a twenty. "Close your eyes and pretend its some hot Bitch like Angelina Jolie or something..."
Nadir Taov: (( rofl ))
Allissa Coswell: (( <3 Kim))
BeBe Pink beams in pride over her sister))
Angelina Delgado smiles and nudges Kim. "Tell em you wanna slurp his noodle like its won-tong-dong soup!"
Kim Shikami stuffs the 20 in her jeans pocket, winking at Ang. "Ugh.. I hate Angelina jolie.. or ANYONe named ANGelina.. ugh.."
Nich Shilova grunts and groans into the phone harder and harder "Do...do....do...ugh..do it one more time sweetpea..an...put some stank on it..".His hand began snapping back and forth harder and harder as the loud skin slapping echos of man batter churning sounded off.
Angelina Delgado writes on a piece of paper. "Add in some cream ov sum yun gai"
Kim Shikami presses the phone to her chest to mute it as she laughs out loud, putting the phone back to her face and turning her voice into a more sultry slutty geisha girl. "MMmm meesta, mee soh ho nee.." She can't help but smile. "You make mai joozes frow."
Angelina Delgado: lmfao
Kim Shikami moans intot he phone. "mmmcome on... come on toshii.. come on toshi..."
Angelina Delgado takes the phone and moans in it and brushes her hand behind her ass. "That wa sa good rip..."
Kim Shikami furrows her brows. "Eh?"
Nich Shilova stroked harder and harder and grunted more and more as the sound of the girls voice was just not doing it for him.All of a sudden loud squeeking sounds were heard and then a low low bellowing grunt as he began to put his cock inside of the inflatable sheep that was near the work table of the garage.Louder squeeks were heard as he panted and rasped into the phone again "B..bu...buuhbaby gah damn.,..dun stop...why yo so hoany..'
Kim Shikami yanks the phone back from Ang.
Angelina Delgado sprays some fa-breeze in the air. "Damn I stink..."
Kim Shikami continues in her voice. "Yu makka me hornier than a beech on heat, meesta." She rolls her eyes at ang, muffling the phone again. "Do we even do phonesex? You better give me more than a 20 for this, this guy sounds like my stepdad. And I don't mean WHEN he was my stepdad, I mean what he would probably sound like now, in his 80s." She returns to the phone. "Meesta me sucky sucky? Me suck yo long dong noodle?"
Nich Shilova gasped and groaned as a loud squeek shot out and then a *PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*.He punctured the inflatable sheep by accident as it started deflating "Yah yah you sucky me..ungh...agh.......faaaggin 'ell...npmfh..I uh...ill be right back der darlin....".He dropped the phone on the worktable as he then saw a stray dog run by the front of the garage.The phone was still on as he barked out "HEEEERE PUPPY PUPPY PUPPY...OLE COWBOYS GOT ER TREAT FER YA"
Kim Shikami: Oh good sweet lord.
Stevo Decosta: ((.......))
Nich Shilova: cant skimp on the beastiality darlin
Kim Shikami: Nich, why haven't we RPed together? I absoultely adore you.
Pook Skytower: (( LOL DEAR LORD YOUR A SICK BASTARD! ))
Kim Shikami: [[ you're^
Nich Shilova: 😀
Kim Shikami blinks and hangs up. "Fuckin' white people."
Allissa Coswell: ((rofl))
Nich Shilova gets mauled by the stray dog as he screams bloody murder with his pants down.

Hands down Nich was the winner.....Sorry Az....Nich was just funnier.