Chrissi Chiantelle is a spoiled G.R.I.T.S. from suburban Georgia who has no street-cred whatsoever. She wandered here after her parents disowned her for getting pregnant by her college sweetheart and having an abortion. She is strangely cheerful, though, considering her issues, one of which is severe cluelessness. She's every bit a dumb blonde, but there's something just a little bit off with her, something just waiting for the right time to show itself...