Due to the rather substantial payment demanded by the good men and women of Hathian City Police Department, the resourceful employees of the Gein Burger, namely Misti Ruska and Charlie Renard have taken it upon themselves to try and eliminate the competition.
Disguises in place (Ski mask's and Groucho Marx glasses) the bumbling duo made thier way along the back alleys of Hathian, ready to begin...THE BURGER WARS!!!
The first strike was against Lou's. The staff on duty couldn't have been more non-plussed, calmly asking if the attackeers needed a drink before they finished for the night despite the golf club that was smashed into the bowl of stale pretzels, laid upon the counter. Nevertheless the mssage couldn't have been clearer as a flustered Charlie (whose well prepared joke about a golf club sandwich bombed) yelled "STOP SERVING FOOD" and a brief miscommuincation between the two led too Misti jumping on the counter and trying to lay a turd. Unfortunatly, she's gone a little earlier.
Feeling confused, yet triumphant the bumbling duo turned thier attention to the nearby hot dog stand, smashing and bashing it like a pair of over sugared children.
Taking the one unsmashed mustard dispenser (a new condiment to thier limited palettes, which they both agreed would be actually rather nice on a burger) Charlie wrote on the floor 'EAT AT GEIN'. Unfortunatly it came out looking more like 'EAK AK GEM'.
The two returned to Gein Burger and plotted thier next attack.
(If anyone else who works at any of the other eateries in Hathian wants to participate in this that woulod be fucking rad. drop me or misti a line. my sl name is actually Charleee Renard. some fucker had already taken Charlie Renard)