Starlust Luxury Resort Motel
Welcome to Starlust Motel, the premier tourist destination and resort, located right in the heart of Port Laveau! Come spend the night in our homely accommodations, we offer everything from king bed master suites, to a rooftop pool and jacuzzi. Our spa operates twenty four seven so it is never too late to relax and unwind after visiting the local delights of Laveau, Louisiana!

Sit back and relax with our legendary room service. We bring the content to Continental Breakfast and we deliver it right to your door! This highly energizing breakfast delight is sold by the gram and packs the purest punch of Laveau's rich, locally grown coca leaves! Want something heavy to help you sleep through the night? Our homely Hamburger Helper hits the spot, you can shoot it straight into your arm! There’s nothing better for the aches and pains of long vacation days than the sleepy haze we’ll help you get to! Want a little spice during your stay? Try a kick of our Cajun Chicken, you'll want to put it in your pipe and smoke it! It's that good! Lastly, for all your naturalists out there with particular diets, we have Vegan Stroganoff to lead you on your spiritual journey through our beloved streets!

Starlust boasts some of the best accommodations around the country! Starting with its incredible downtown location in Laveau, recently credited as the NEW New Orleans, this historic motel and resort has various offerings that will make your stay unforgettable! Our Penthouse Suite is iconic, everything you could ever want in one package! We have some other Penthouse options from our classic which will feel so welcoming it’s as if you were born here, or our recently remodeled penthouse that will have you naturalized in no time at all! Not feeling that extravagant? We have a business suite for all those aspiring entrepreneurs and conference attendees who need a smart room with both comfort and utility, a place you can focus on permits and licenses that may be holding back your growth! We also offer something a little more private for the locals! We know how popular firearms are this side of the Mississippi and having a safe place to store your permits, conceal carry cards, and registration while you visit Bubba’s explosive one of a kind firing range just down the street! Our final accommodation is a room with a view, a beautiful view of the local harbor to reflect on your own identity!

We really hope you enjoy your stay with the Starlust Motel family, to ensure a positive experience we have some premium services we’d love to offer you. Our turndown service is one of a kind, we come into your room and set the ambiance for you, candles, curtains, and a candy on your folded sheets that’s a local favorite for our town. Try it and go on an ecstasy filled voyage straight to heaven or hell depending on your preference. Our rooms are spotlessly clean however if you find yourself making a bit of a mess don’t worry, our premium cleaning service is sure to make any evidence vanish without a trace! Starlust Vacation Resort and Motel has undergone breathtaking renovations, has a host of new amenities and services and is enthusiastic to cater to all your vacation needs. We look forward to greeting you as our guest and may your stay in New Laveau be everything you ever imagined! See below for pricing and room availability!

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Book Your Stay:
Penthouse Suite - $12,000 (Full Service, ID card, Citizenship, Drivers License, Passport)
Penthouse Classic - $4,000 (Born Citizenship)
Penthouse Remodel - $3,000 (Naturalized Citizenship)
Business Suite - $1,200 (Business Permit, License, Inspection)
Private Suite - $1,000 (Firearm License, Registration, Permits)
With a View - $800 (ID Card / Driver’s License)

Room Service:
Continental Breakfast - $300 per gram (Cocaine)
Hamburger Helper - $250 per gram (Heroin)
Cajun Chicken - $400 per gram (Crack)
Vegan Stroganoff - $200 per bag (Shrooms)
Turndown Service - $150 (Original Sin)
Deep Clean - $500 (Disposal Service)