Columtreal University needs a few hands available for security roles on campus. What does that entail? Smacking down uppity student and chasing off hippies. Security officers are equipped with pepper spray and fun action time tasers. Might you be interested in the role? Please, contact Black Hotaling.

As a security officer, one is confronted daily with the threat of Hathian's chaos polluting campus. It is up to these men and women in uniform to execute their authority to maintain order on campus.