Join "Santa" and all his fuckin' "elves" for a pub crawl around Black Bottom and Hathian, this Saturday, December 17.

"Santa" will probably get suited and booted sometime around noon (SLT) and then maybe start with this fuckin' Winter Wonderland stuff those kooky MAD girls are talking about.

After that, booze booze and more fuckin' booze. That Irish pub near campus ... one of those new jazz places ... that underground whiskey bar ... Lou's .... and finish it all with strong spirits and nudity at the Titty Twister.

Make your fuckin' list and check it twice, anyone who has been nice can stay at home, only interested in the naughty people on Saturday.