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Mourning Wood Funeral Home
By tropicolana Resident

TYPE: Private Funeral Home

SLURL: http://maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Rougarou/140/186/23

BACKGROUND: Mourning Wood Funeral Home - 'You Stab'um. We Slab'um.' Public Services: Mourning Wood Funeral Home is a full-service funeral home providing pre-planning, transport, embalming, funeral, and crematory services. Mourning Wood offers affordable pre-planned funeral packages with low monthly payments. With or without a pre-planned arrangement, you or loved ones can call us and we will transport the deceased from a private home or the HGH to our state-of-the-art facilities. Once we have the deceased within our care, we offer skillful embalming and preparation for the viewing to ensure the deceased looks as good as they did alive. We also help you in contacting a Cemetery to purchase a plot or mausoleum or help plan the burial. Alternatively, we offer affordable cremation services on-site. Shady Business: Uh-oh! Did you do that?! Don't worry, you can dispose it here! We help -liquidate- all kinds of problems. Worried the HPD may find out? Don't sweat it! Just set it on fire and forget it! No matter your post-mortem need, you've got Mourning Wood Funeral Home to help you wipe it clean! If it's spare parts you are looking for, we got em! You stab'um, we slab'um, then take their organs out’em. Need a kidney? We’ve got plenty, or we can slice your friend up in state-of-the-art facilities! Don’t be shy! Come on by! Get your new liver so you can keep drinking liquor! Mourning Wood Funeral Home will help you keep kicking until you die and we give someone else the kidney!

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EXPERIENCE:I want to run an IC business in CD because I see a need for funeral services in the city, specially with the HGH reopening. Celeste works in the HGH morgue and will be able to tie them into the funeral services easily. As word spreads of the funeral home's shady additional services (underground and/or on the dark web), we can extend into gang and criminal storyline RP. Also, the fact I'm a social butterfly and connect with many people in CD through OOC chat, I am sure I can help others feel comfortable reaching out to add an additional layer to their storyline with the funeral home. I used to own Mourning Wood Funeral Home back in 2011 in CD. https://news.thecrackden.com/2011/09/in-the-business-of-death-mourning-wood-funeral-home/ The IC story on how it's being revived is that Celeste was doing research and found this article, deciding she wanted to take that name and tag line and run with it for herself. Hey, the owner was dead anyways! 😛

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