Not sure who may be reading this but I'm writing this as I sit in the Hathian Police Department, currently incarcerated for attacking Officer Said yesterday afternoon.

I arrived in the city approximately three days ago and so far it's been nothing but trouble. My first day here I met a girl with purple hair who rufied me and got me fucked up on cocaine and heroin. I managed to make it to the police department where I collapsed and begin taking seizures. I was rushed to HGH where Doctor Robin Adams saved my life. I was in the hospital for nearly forty hours and finally released when my vitals all returned to normal. In the time I spent at the hospital however, Doctor Adams suggested I file a police report about being drugged by the purple haired bitch. I cooperated and filed the report, however something about Officer Said irked me.. When I was released yesterday I was strolling through the city, as always looking for mischief when I came across Said. There she was just standing there outside of the HPD. Something inside of me just snapped and I decided to snuff the bitch. That brought an onslaught of cops attacking me and arresting me. God it was worth it though. I've just now filed for a public pretender, I mean defender who is supposedly going to meet with me and go over my case. Still waiting. I'll keep you posted.