"Municipal Date Auction: Help Raise Money for Hathian General"
http://thecrackden.com/paper/2013/04/09/municipal-date-auction-help-raise-money-for-hathian-general/
Have you ever been admitted to the hospital and that nurse who was checking your vitals was too stunning to pull your eyes from? Or what about the time you got a speeding ticket and you couldn't stop staring at that officers nice behind? Did you ever think to yourself, 'Man, sure would be nice to tap that!" Well now is your chance, kind of. This Friday April 12th at 6pm (slt), Hathian General Hospital will be hosting a Date Auction to help raise money for the hospital. The auction will be located on the stage in District 8, where approximately eight men and women from Hathian General, Hathian Police Department and Hathian Fire Department will be auctioned off. All funds will be going to Hathian General Hospital to help repair and replace most of its defective and broken equipment. You might ask, "What will I get for winning a bid?" Each winning bidder will receive a two hour date with the auctioned off municipal worker, the high bidders choice! There are some delicious eligible municipal workers up for grab, so make sure you come prepared with cash to spend!
Questions? See Dr. James Matfield.
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