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So I said this as a joke in the OOC the other day and I used Lucas, well last night I found more, so instead of Chuck Norris, I’ve inserted “Lucas Bender”

* When Lucas Bender does push-ups, he’s not pushing up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

* Lucas Bender can win a game of Connect Four, in only three moves.

* Police label anyone attacking Lucas Bender as a Code 45-11 … a suicide..

* If you spell Lucas Bender in scrabble, you win. Forever.

* Lucas Bender doesn’t take showers, he just takes blood baths.

* Lucas Bender’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried.

* Lucas Bender counted to infinity - twice.

* When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Lucas Bender.

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