[2009/09/09 20:11] Sirus Plunkett rubs his balls under hte desk figuring no one is watching, looking down seeing he has a high level of moss building up he searches silently for some hedge clippers in the office, sergeants gotta have hedge clippers
[2009/09/09 20:13] Sirus Plunkett stands up ontop of the desk, unzipping his pants and letting his junk fall out, jerking his mossy balls all up in the sergeants office as he stands on the desk boots planted, muttering something like, "Whos got the last word"
[2009/09/09 20:16] Sirus Plunkett shivers abit but instead of a phat mossy nut, mossy piss leaks from his crusted pee hole, "Ahahaahah.....feel the burn bitches" he called out, maybe he was going crazy...or maybe the moss was turning him into a succubus....the yellow urine fell like a waterfall of gold all over the floor and desk
[2009/09/09 20:20] Sirus Plunkett jumps off the desk and humps the wall straight numa numa style versus humpa humpa yo mommas lumps. "Yeah...susy fuckin Q, you dirty whore....mhmm, thats right your a criminalistic cunt.....take it wall-o-crime" thrusting his mossy filled shaft towards the wall but realising it of course was a wall...falling over with a shout of pain, crying out..."I fucked the wall....and the wall one...bitches!" drooling
[2009/09/09 20:21] Sirus Plunkett: won*
[2009/09/09 20:24] Sirus Plunkett "Die....die...you fucking cock of death....leave me to starve....you thristy bitch called life" staying into the pool of drool that kept his sanity afloat..."Life...your a cruel mistress but so is the wall....but Peyote and Kate have fat asses and my moss loves them" rolling over and curling into a ball, "I love bubba and apple pie...but mostly the pie cause its summer and lil wayne is from New Orleans....mhmm....my cock is nombre ocho espaniol"...finally passing out with one last word..."Niggle fish"
[2009/09/09 20:29] Sirus Plunkett rips massive ass and vomits chunks of chicken noodle soup..."Mommas got ass like a eastern mombasa party" he mutters to himself in the mists of a moss induced sleep, rolling around his tongue flopping out of his mouth. All this episode in vain...all he ever wanted was the moss to stop, so he didnt have to follow in Ethans moss encrusted foot steps..."Kawala.....Kawala.....where are you...my love is eternal...." he cried out from his dark slumber, "Please Kawala, take the wall away...bad wall....wall bad!"
[2009/09/09 20:35] Sirus Plunkett finds his Jihad teddy bear as he gets up and clips him to his shoulder as he walks casually out of the sergeants office, looking around...."Kawala..Kawala! Mister Jihad wants us to be one!" he cries out stumbeling abit i nteh hall, "Whats that Jihad bear" he looks over to the bear.."Death to the mossy infidels!" he calls, running down the hall..."Yes....yes...the time has come...." he would mutter
[2009/09/09 20:43] Sirus Plunkett walks down to the lieutenants office, studying the door as he pulls the nightstick from his duty belt, holding it firm...."The infidel is near Jihad bear....for the wall has not led us a stray but pray to the holly bear of Mohamma-stuff that he does not encompus our holy quest!" he called, "Death to the mossy infidels" he called before crashing through the door and spreading his arms to hello the world..."AH MOSSY" he cried out, "What Jihad bear...whats this!" he calls out, a picture of shalome bear appearing on ethans desk
[2009/09/09 20:47] Sirus Plunkett but Ethans moss mentally overpowers him and Sirus has no choice but to fall...praying to the heavens..."ASDF MOVIE!!!!!! PLEASE DONT LET THE MOSS OVERPOWER MY...JIAHD BEAR YOUR AWAKE...YOUR AWAKE JIHAD BEAR...SAVE ME JIHAD BEAR...SAVE ME" he calls out....of course the bitch ass stuffed animals is no help mother fucker. "Man fuck this canablistic bull shit, you guys keep fuckin or whatever it is you do" he says throwing the worthless 99 cent jihad bear on the ground, holstering his stick and walking out all dissapointed