Posting this for our friends at the Hathian Police Department, Hathian General Hospital and the Vudu Spice Shop!

Voodoo dick

A man is going on a business trip and he wants to buy his very attractive wife a vibrator to pleasure herself when he's away. He goes to a sex shop and asks the woman behind the counter to give him the best vibrator she has. The woman shows him some of the vibrators on display and says, "these are all really good, but I do have a very special vibrator called Voodoo Dick if you truly want the best."

The man asks to see it, so she takes a wooden case out from under the counter and opens it revealing what appears to be a flesh colored dildo. The man asks, "What's so special about this one?"

The woman says, "Voodoo dick door." Voodoo dick flys out of the box and starts fucking the door. The woman says, "Voodoo dick counter," and it flys over and starts fucking the counter. Finally, she says,"Voodoo dick box," and Voodoo dick flys into the box.

The man buys it without hesitation and takes it home and has to hurry up and leave so he doesn't miss his flight. He shows his wife voodoo dick and tells her say Voodoo Dick pussy and it will take care of the rest. Then he kisses her goodbye and rushes out the door.

A few days pass and the wife wants to pleasure herself so takes Voodoo Dick out of the box and says, "Voodoo dick, pussy." Voodoo dick flys out of the box and pleasure her better than any sex toy she's ever experienced in her life and quickly makes her cum. After her third orgasm she decides she's had enough and realizes her husband never told her how to turn it off. She tries to pull it out and fail and panics. She puts on a robe, grabs her keys, and drives to the hospital.

She can barely focus and is swerving all over the road. A police officer sees her and pulls her over. The officer walks up to the window and asks is she's been drinking, and she says, "No, my husband bought me a magic dildo called Voodoo dick, and it won't stop fucking me and I don't know how to turn it off," and the cop says, "Voodoo dick my ass!"