Hey, Crack Den! I like role-playing as an officer of the lawl, oh wait-I mean the law. It's fun, full of exciting adventure and intrigue! And do you know why that is? It's because we get to go around in the Crack Den, tying up loose ends and solidifying the conclusion of long plots if done right. There's only one thing that's missing, and it's YOU! Specifically, more active officers. There's certainly enough stories, trails to tread upon to pass around! Don't miss out, become an Hathian Police Officer TODAY!

Playing detective is fun! Why don't more people do this? Here, let me demonstrate what it's like through a visual sense...