Geoffrey (known as "Goof" by his friends) was an organic chemistry major at a prestigious Ivy League college. His weekday evenings were spent in the labs, learning how to create mind-altering substances. His weekends were spent selling those substances on the street, or enjoying them himself. An unfortunate lab accident led to his expulsion. He now hopes to continue his studies in the seedy, ill-equipped labs of CU. He is lanky, red-headed, witty, frequently stoned, and mostly gay. Sorry, ladies.