Your latest photo is Mulan, I’m guessing? And now you’re working on Batman villainesses? You are an awesome geek. I like it! That should be pretty cool, if you find good models for them. You did well with the Disney two you took. As for kicking ass like Mulan – well I need a little dragon sidekick or something. I’m not going to be able to kick…[Read more]

Hi Lance,

Staying busy to keep yourself out of trouble is a good thing. I think that’s probably what I need to do. Now that we’ve been writing a bit, I guess I can tell you about the less than innocent side of me. Hopefully I’ve expressed myself enough that you know it’s not really who I want to be, five years from now. When we first started…[Read more]

Hi, Lance,

I had wondered if I’d said something wrong in my letter, but I guess reading that you were suffering from a hangover and not wanting to write a letter while hovering over a toilet bowl somehow makes me feel better. I’m sure it doesn’t make YOU feel better. Well actually, it kind of does. I mean, when I throw up after a lot of drink…[Read more]

Dear Lance,

Thank you for your letter. I’m glad they didn’t tell you anything more then my name. Though my last name has been in the papers before, so it’s possible you were just being nice to pretend not to know anything? That’s ok. My father is bad news, as is the chick he adopted as a daughter yet is now going to marry. She’s older than me…[Read more]