Self-serving perhaps, but I have to say this is perhaps my finest 911 Dispatch post ever.

<DISPATCH> Porkins blinked a second. “Gun?” he said, knowing that word. Sausage fingers flew across the keyboard as the theme song of ‘Eye of the Tiger’ echoed in the background, and Porkins began sending the cavalry. HPD, EMS, the whole shabang. Or at…[Read more]