((IC message left on the Civil Services duty phone line)): "Hi, it's Detective Moonshadow from the PD. I need a lawyer to act on behalf of the City and seek costs and damages from a suspect for 16x unpaid parking citations. The suspect is currently in jail so if somebody can contact me soon to take on the case and I can fill you in on the details. I don't care if he doesn't have enough money, take everything he has got and bankrupt the baster....er.....suspect. I am on 555 7349, thanks" -hangs up-
