Adult Community Classes for the Summer
Columtreal University presents, SUMMER LECTURES FOR MEN Classes. Women are invited too!
Hosted by: Dr. Takahiro Ugimachi
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Cost: Free
Class 1
How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays.
The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?
Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and
Avoiding the Floor/Walls and Nearby Bathtub?
Class 2
Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.
After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?
Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.
Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking in the right places
instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Class 3
Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
Real Men ask for Directions When Lost.
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to be Late.
The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.
Look for them on your event calendars! See you around campus!
[Note: These are obviously just for fun, and though somewhat sexist, so is SPIKE network. So suck it up and attend! lol.]