Sun, Sep 03 @ 1:00 pm - 3:00 pm

Fuck board breaking. This trash bag smashing seminar will teach you how to stare down and defeat any pile of garbage in Hathian. Taught by Fiona Milton, World Karate Champion, this class will reveal secrets that have never before been revealed.

Time and Place: Sunday, 1 p.m. at the dumpster next to the cemetary.

Price: $175