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SUMMARY:CU Looter Cheer Practice/ tryouts
DESCRIPTION:Open Practice and cheer tryouts \nCU field
URL:https://thecrackden.com/event/cu-looter-cheer-practice-tryouts-8/
LOCATION:Columtreal University
CATEGORIES:Columtreal
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20251208T123000
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SUMMARY:CU Looter Cheer Practice/ tryouts
DESCRIPTION:Cheer Practice & Open tryouts! \nCome down to the field for the last two practices of the 2025 season!
URL:https://thecrackden.com/event/cu-looter-cheer-practice-tryouts-9/
LOCATION:Columtreal University
CATEGORIES:Columtreal
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20251209T163000
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SUMMARY:Conditioning with Coach Nara
DESCRIPTION:Work off those holiday pounds with a PM session with coach Nara
URL:https://thecrackden.com/event/conditioning-with-coach-nara-6/
LOCATION:Columtreal University
CATEGORIES:Columtreal
ORGANIZER;CN="Taellinu Aichi":MAILTO:versluismatthew@gmail.com
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20251212T123000
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SUMMARY:Bake It Till You Make It!: Marketing
DESCRIPTION:In the Bake It Till You Make It! course\, students will learn skills related to the preparation of recipes they can use as a source of extra income. In the fifth class\, they’ll be taught how to advertise their products. Join professor Helena Queiroz Portela on December 12th at 12:30 P.M. and get marketing!
URL:https://thecrackden.com/event/bake-it-till-you-make-it-marketing/
LOCATION:Columtreal University
CATEGORIES:Columtreal
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20251215T123000
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SUMMARY:CU Looter Cheer Practice/ tryouts
DESCRIPTION:Last Practice of the 2025 season! \nHappy Holidays Y’all \nI expect to see you back after the New Year ready to train hard for Nationals!
URL:https://thecrackden.com/event/cu-looter-cheer-practice-tryouts-10/
LOCATION:Columtreal University
CATEGORIES:Columtreal
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20251217T130000
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CREATED:20251215T023722Z
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SUMMARY:Strength and Cheer with Coach Nara and Shilo
DESCRIPTION:Join Coach Nara and Cheer Captain Shilo Casen for a workout focused on cardio\, mobility\, and building a strong core.
URL:https://thecrackden.com/event/strength-and-cheer-with-coach-nara-and-shilo/
CATEGORIES:Columtreal
ORGANIZER;CN="Taellinu Aichi":MAILTO:versluismatthew@gmail.com
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20251219T090000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20251219T110000
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CREATED:20251218T184740Z
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SUMMARY:CU Class - Why Feminism is killing the Human Race
DESCRIPTION:Sociology Lecture by Professor Carly Cox. “The Link Between Egalitarian Ideology and Demographic Collapse” \nTopics Discussed in this lecture (for those that actually want to study:) \n\nThe Fem inish erosion of classic gender roles\nThe Birthrate Crisis (Blaming Feminists)\nEconomic Fallout (Also a Feminist creation)\nFeminist Ideals Clashing with Reality (Duh)\nWhy getting back in the kitchen will save us all!\n\n  \n 
URL:https://thecrackden.com/event/cu-class-why-feminism-is-killing-the-human-race/
LOCATION:Columtreal University
CATEGORIES:Columtreal
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20251221T120000
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CREATED:20251220T075349Z
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SUMMARY:Business Management 101
DESCRIPTION:Business Management 101 \nLecture by Prof. Carly Cox \nEver fancied managing a busienss of your own on Campus or anywhere else in the city? Then this class is for you. Whether you are the owner or just a manager\, or even an employee looking to get ahead\, this class will supply you with some practical skills you can implement in your business strategy right away. \nToics Include: \n\nHow to create a unique flavor for your business\nHow to market your unique flavor\nManaging employees\nCollaboration with other business owners to enhance your business\n\n 
URL:https://thecrackden.com/event/business-management-101/
CATEGORIES:Columtreal
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20251222T120000
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SUMMARY:The Thermodynamics of Fellatio: Mitigating Climate Change
DESCRIPTION:The Thermodynamics of Fellatio: Mitigating Climate Change \nLecture by Professor Carly Cox \nLadies and gentlemen\, in this class we will confront an unconventional yet scientifically grounded proposition: that the strategic application of oral stimulation\, specifically fellatio\, could serve as a viable mechanism for reducing global carbon emissions. While this claim may initially elicit skepticism or amusement\, we shall approach it with the rigor it demands\, examining the biophysical\, behavioral\, and thermodynamic principles at play. \n  \nTopics Discussed in this class: \n\nThe Carbon Footprint of Sexual Activity\nThermodynamic Transfer and Body Heat Redistribution\nBehavioral Economics of Pleasure vs. Consumption\nScalability and Cultural Barriers\nConclusion
URL:https://thecrackden.com/event/the-thermodynamics-of-fellatio-mitigating-climate-change/
CATEGORIES:Columtreal
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20251223T120000
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SUMMARY:Male Dominant Relationships: The Cure for the healthcare burden.
DESCRIPTION:Male Dominant Relationships: The Cure for the healthcare burden. \nLecture by Prof. Carly Cox \nThe dynamics of romantic partnerships have long been studied for their effects on individual health outcomes. While contemporary discourse often emphasizes egalitarianism\, emerging research suggests that relationships with clear male leadership—characterized by decisiveness\, protective behaviors\, and structured responsibility—may correlate with fewer health complications and hospitalizations for both partners. This lecture examines the evidence behind this phenomenon\, drawing from evolutionary psychology\, endocrinology\, and longitudinal epidemiological studies. \nTopics Discussed in this lecture: \n\nEvolutionary Foundations\nStress Reduction\nPsychosocial Mechanism\nConclusion
URL:https://thecrackden.com/event/male-dominant-relationships-the-cure-for-the-healthcare-burden/
CATEGORIES:Columtreal
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20251228T110000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20251228T150000
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CREATED:20251226T212358Z
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SUMMARY:Campus After Dark - ΔΕΑ Frathouse Party
DESCRIPTION:Campus After Dark – ΔΕΑ Frathouse Party \nDelta Epsilon Alpha is proud to present ‘Campus After Dark’ A party for the alluring\, the naughty and the lewd. \nThe will be adult social games\, such as but not limited to: Stripper Pong & Love Dice \n**Dress Code: After Dark** \nAnything short and barely covering\, lowcuts\, beach shorts/bikini’s\, underwear/lingerie etc. \n**Rule Breakers:** No jeans unless they’re *destroyed*. No plain white tees unless they’re *wet* and stays that way. And absolutely no shame—just willingness.  \n 
URL:https://thecrackden.com/event/campus-after-dark-%ce%b4%ce%b5%ce%b1-frathouse-party/
CATEGORIES:Columtreal
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