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PRESSURE LAB by Cordae Reignz
2026-01-16 11:00 - 12:30 (America/Los_Angeles) | Columtreal University
Special Topics Seminar
Pressure Lab examines how social pressure forms in group settings and how it affects judgment, behavior, and outcomes. The course focuses on public interaction: moments where attention, reputation, and group response shape what happens next.
Sessions combine short lectures with guided discussion and structured observation exercises based on campus situations. The emphasis is on recognizing patterns, not assigning blame.
Session 1: Public DisrespectHow a public remark alters group dynamics, limits response options, and redirects momentum in real time.
Open seating for the first session.Ongoing attendance encouraged.

!!! Basketball Team Tryouts !!!
2026-01-13 10:00 - 11:00 | Columtreal University
What up!
Think that scoring with your fellow students makes you a player?
Why don’t you come down to the court and prove it?
We can guarantee that it’s not going to be as easy as some of the girls around campus but after squeezing some blood, sweat and tears out, you might make the team and be considered cool for the first time in your life.
Good luck!

CU Student Photos for the Yearbook
2026-01-13 | Columtreal University
Hey Looters its time for Year book photos, when you are ready come find Shilo or Jess and have your photo taken, those graduating come see Shilo in the CU photo studio for your cap and gown photos. If you miss photo day there will be a make up date.

Cultural and Social Aspects of Health
2026-01-12 16:30 - 17:50 | Columtreal University
This course examines how culture and social factors influence health beliefs, behaviors, and outcomes. It covers topics such as traditional health practices, health disparities, social determinants like socioeconomic status, and the importance of cultural competence in healthcare. Students explore how cultural perceptions shape health behaviors, address health inequities, and learn strategies for delivering culturally sensitive care to improve health equity across diverse populations.

CU Looter Cheer Practice/ tryouts
2026-01-12 12:00 - 14:00 | Columtreal University
Hey Cheerios! Its time to practice and finesse out routine for nationals, I hope to see you all at conditioning class with Coach Nara prior too practice, to talk about our fitness goals with her and then cheer practice promptly after!

Conditioning with Coach Nara
2026-01-12 10:00 - 11:30
Let’s get out of the new years slump with a run! Join Coach Nara starting in the gymnasium for a brief warm up consisting of stretching before transitioning to the football field for a run!

Conditioning with Coach Nara
2026-01-11 12:00 - 13:30
Meet up with coach Nara in the Gymnasium for another great workout!

Gymnastics and Dance Club
2026-01-10 12:00 - 13:30 | Columtreal University
In the dance studio.

Learn from Kara Danvers, a new student and Junior Olympic Gymnast.

The Kiss or Slap Challenge
2026-01-09 - 2026-01-11
The Kiss or Slap Challenge
by Delta Epsiloon Alpha Fraternity
College guys approach campus girls and ask them to “Kiss or Slap” them, and will take the answer from the girls like champs.

2026 CU Cheer Squad Tryouts Part 2
2026-01-08 15:00 - 16:00 | Columtreal University
2026 CU Cheer Squad Tryouts Part 2
Thursday 8th January 3pm to 4pm

Come try out for the 2026 CU Cheer Squad.

2026 CU Cheer Squad Tryouts
2026-01-08 11:00 - 12:00 | Columtreal University
New year, New squad. Let’s see who makes the cut.
Thursday 8th January at 11am SLT.

Big Breakfast at Get Woke
2026-01-05 05:30 - 07:30 | Columtreal University
Get Woke Big Breakfast – today’s special: To celebrate Hogmanay and New Years we have a scottish favourite, a Haggis Supper. Haggis can be replaced with a battered Sausage for those who don’t want to eat a sheep’s intestine, or the vegetarian option is Deep Fried Tomato and Cheese Pizza.

CU Class: Bimbo science 101 - The 5 Female Archetypes
2026-01-03 11:00 - 13:00
CU Class: Bimbo science 101 – The 5 Female Archetypes
Lecture by Professor Carly Cox
An introduction to Bimbo Science – the Cutting edge research field within the realm of evolutionary psychology, will be covered in this lecture. We wil go over the 5 female achetypes and give a brief summarization of whats ets them apart. The 5 achetypes are as follows:

The Bimbo
The Bombshell
The Girl Next Door
The Tomboy
The Athlete

Homework: The Observer article: CU Secures Funding for ‘Bimbo Science’ Columtreal University Achieves Milestone with Grant

Campus After Dark - ΔΕΑ Frathouse Party
2025-12-28 11:00 - 15:00
Campus After Dark – ΔΕΑ Frathouse Party
Delta Epsilon Alpha is proud to present ‘Campus After Dark’ A party for the alluring, the naughty and the lewd.
The will be adult social games, such as but not limited to: Stripper Pong & Love Dice
**Dress Code: After Dark**
Anything short and barely covering, lowcuts, beach shorts/bikini’s, underwear/lingerie etc.
**Rule Breakers:** No jeans unless they’re *destroyed*. No plain white tees unless they’re *wet* and stays that way. And absolutely no shame—just willingness.

Christmas Dinner at Sigma Theta Noir
2025-12-25 11:00 - 13:00 | Columtreal University
For those not home with their families Xmas Dinner will be served at Sigma Theta Noir at 11am. All welcome.

Male Dominant Relationships: The Cure for the healthcare burden.
2025-12-23 12:00 - 14:00
Male Dominant Relationships: The Cure for the healthcare burden.
Lecture by Prof. Carly Cox
The dynamics of romantic partnerships have long been studied for their effects on individual health outcomes. While contemporary discourse often emphasizes egalitarianism, emerging research suggests that relationships with clear male leadership—characterized by decisiveness, protective behaviors, and structured responsibility—may correlate with fewer health complications and hospitalizations for both partners. This lecture examines the evidence behind this phenomenon, drawing from evolutionary psychology, endocrinology, and longitudinal epidemiological studies.
Topics Discussed in this lecture:

Evolutionary Foundations
Stress Reduction
Psychosocial Mechanism
Conclusion

The Thermodynamics of Fellatio: Mitigating Climate Change
2025-12-22 12:00 - 14:00
The Thermodynamics of Fellatio: Mitigating Climate Change
Lecture by Professor Carly Cox
Ladies and gentlemen, in this class we will confront an unconventional yet scientifically grounded proposition: that the strategic application of oral stimulation, specifically fellatio, could serve as a viable mechanism for reducing global carbon emissions. While this claim may initially elicit skepticism or amusement, we shall approach it with the rigor it demands, examining the biophysical, behavioral, and thermodynamic principles at play.

Topics Discussed in this class:

The Carbon Footprint of Sexual Activity
Thermodynamic Transfer and Body Heat Redistribution
Behavioral Economics of Pleasure vs. Consumption
Scalability and Cultural Barriers
Conclusion

Business Management 101
2025-12-21 12:00 - 14:00
Business Management 101
Lecture by Prof. Carly Cox
Ever fancied managing a busienss of your own on Campus or anywhere else in the city? Then this class is for you. Whether you are the owner or just a manager, or even an employee looking to get ahead, this class will supply you with some practical skills you can implement in your business strategy right away.
Toics Include:

How to create a unique flavor for your business
How to market your unique flavor
Managing employees
Collaboration with other business owners to enhance your business

CU Xmas Party at the CU Gym - hosted by Sigma Theta Noir
2025-12-19 11:00 - 16:00 | Columtreal University
It’s that time of year for our CU Xmas ball.
Dress festively and come along for the Columtreal University Xmas Party.
All welcome.

CU Class - Why Feminism is killing the Human Race
2025-12-19 09:00 - 11:00 | Columtreal University
Sociology Lecture by Professor Carly Cox. “The Link Between Egalitarian Ideology and Demographic Collapse”
Topics Discussed in this lecture (for those that actually want to study:)

The Fem inish erosion of classic gender roles
The Birthrate Crisis (Blaming Feminists)
Economic Fallout (Also a Feminist creation)
Feminist Ideals Clashing with Reality (Duh)
Why getting back in the kitchen will save us all!

Strength and Cheer with Coach Nara and Shilo
2025-12-17 13:00 - 14:30
Join Coach Nara and Cheer Captain Shilo Casen for a workout focused on cardio, mobility, and building a strong core.

CU Looter Cheer Practice/ tryouts
2025-12-15 12:30 - 14:00 | Columtreal University
Last Practice of the 2025 season!
Happy Holidays Y’all
I expect to see you back after the New Year ready to train hard for Nationals!

Big Breakfast at Get Woke
2025-12-15 05:30 - 07:30 | Get Woke
The Big Breakfast at Get Woke. Todays special is a Turkey Burger and Cinnamon Hot Chocolate for $5

OOC Alterscape Holiday Party
2025-12-13 12:00 - 14:00
It’s that time of the year again! Slip into festive gear and come hang out with us for our annual and last OOC party of the year! And hey, there might just be some lindens flying about. We can’t wait to see you again besties.
Tunes by yours truly, Propane Rage
Saturday, December 13th from 12 PM – 2 PM SLT
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Bake It Till You Make It!: Marketing
2025-12-12 12:30 - 14:30 | Columtreal University
In the Bake It Till You Make It! course, students will learn skills related to the preparation of recipes they can use as a source of extra income. In the fifth class, they’ll be taught how to advertise their products. Join professor Helena Queiroz Portela on December 12th at 12:30 P.M. and get marketing!

Music with Buffy
2025-12-11 11:00 - 13:30 | Columtreal University
The Final Exam will be….a music pop quiz.

Conditioning with Coach Nara
2025-12-09 16:30 - 17:30 | Columtreal University
Work off those holiday pounds with a PM session with coach Nara

Conditioning with Coach Nara
2025-12-09 10:00 - 23:00 | Columtreal University
Get in a workout with coach Nara. Time to work off those holiday pounds in he Gymnasium!

CU Looter Cheer Practice/ tryouts
2025-12-08 12:30 - 14:00 | Columtreal University
Cheer Practice & Open tryouts!
Come down to the field for the last two practices of the 2025 season!

Big Breakfast at Get Woke
2025-12-08 05:30 - 18:30 | Get Woke
Come along to Get Woke for breakfast; todays special is a festive breakfast muffin. Turkey, eggs, sausage, bacon and grits and our festive Cinammon hot chocolate.
