Editor, I write this now with the utmost haste. Frankly this “War” as its put has gone on for far too long, what turned out to be a custody battle has evolved into a one up contest between children.   Let’s face it there was a time when a bullet and armband used to command respect, now a days...

Gone are the days when we had to watch the news or movies to see bombs blowing buildings to a pile of rubble. Nowadays we can just look out our windows instead to see the action live. Or so it would seem from these recent happenings. First Rader, the record store slash Reject hangout, being burnt to...

HATHIAN — In a startling discover, it has been found that 99 percent of the population misuse the newspaper. How you ask? Well we asked around and found a few reasons as well as some very upset readers and respecters of this American Institution. First we talked with local business owner Rippen...

People of Hathian, it’s time we embrace the responsibilities of being a citizen! No, it’s not time to vote, there’s more important issues to discuss. Take for example, the economy.   Unless one has been living under a rock for the last eight years, then one would be familiar with the dire state...

Where do you take your dates in our fine city? I had a few dates now and for some reason; we always end up at Lou’s Bar or at the Titty Twister. Yes, the bars are fabulous, fun and always busy.   How about the Arcade, the Diner, or even the beach? Sitting at the beach in Hathian, watching the...

Winter in Hathian is always short and sweet, but many residents are glad to see it go. As the snow melts into the gutters and the water drains into the bay, the people come out to play; play, being a relative term meaning, “criminals running amuck through Hathian with reckless abandon.”   Warm...

Dear Mr. Reifsnider, It is with some regret that I reply to your grievances publically. Seeing that you wished your letter to be published in the Hathian Observer, the newspaper feels obliged to respond in kind. The journalist in question, Aria Biggley has had an impeccable record when following up...

There comes a time, when as an average citizen of Hathian, we sit back and do some thinking about the gangs around here.   From my perspective, I know of five gangs, Reavers, Rejects, Deamhans, Masqued’s and Ace’s. Is this all there are? Probably not, and some of the citizens of the city...

<!–[if gte mso 9]> Normal 0 false false false MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 <![endif]–><!–[if gte mso 9]> <![endif]–> Dear Ms. Biggley,   I must admit it was a mix of shock, horror and oddly enough amusement I felt as I was shown the latest copy of the rag...

“Make love Not War” perhaps should be the new motto of Hathian after deaths from gang warfare have tripled over the past year.   It certainly could be said to be Assistant DA, Bri Reifsnider’s new motto, or maybe not.   Perverted Assistant DA, Bri Reifsnider “I’m...