I had the chance to sit down with Senior Officer Sirus D. Plunkett of the Hathian Police Department to talk about him and his involvement with the department as well as to get his feelings on the corruption and brutality. Plunkett joined the HPD at the young age of 20, his reason? “I joined to...

From a memo accidentally dropped by an HPD Officer An arrest warrant has been issued for Ava Delacroix, a student at CU, wanted for 13 counts of First Degree Murder and possible connections to other unsolved killings. She is described as being 5′11, muscular, blonde, with her hair in a ponytail...

HATHIAN — In a startling discover, it has been found that 99 percent of the population misuse the newspaper. How you ask? Well we asked around and found a few reasons as well as some very upset readers and respecters of this American Institution. First we talked with local business owner Rippen...

HATHIAN – Two off duty officers were involved in an attempted robbery and mugging last night. Unable to call for back up the officers we able to detain the suspect and hinder any damage or loss of property to the victim. While attempting to detain the unknown female assailant, she proceeded to...

HATHIAN – Police discovered the body of an unidentified man on the roof of the YMCA building in the wake of this weeks storm. Officers Kyben Ferraris and Boysie Blaisdale were the first on the scene and state that the body was reacting to a caustic material that had not yet been identified. Detectives...

Hathian – A second gruesome murder rocks the gang ridden city. The body of an unidentified woman was found in pieces on and around the grill area of the Gein Burger. Officer Kyban Ferraris was the first on the scene after receiving a call for a welfare check at the restaurant. The body, which had...

HATHIAN – The body of a 18-year old woman was found in the alley next to Lou’s Bar yesterday morning. The woman, identified as Audrey Noonan, was discovered by an off-duty officer and the police suspect foul play. Police reports reveal that the woman had died of stab wounds to the chest...

HATHIAN – As the Police Department begins to expand, man’s best friend has joined the ranks of the force. The K9 units will become vital to HPD in the months to come as they begin to have more extensive operations. “Having the K9 units will save officers lives,” said a rookie.”They...

Hathian Police Department News Release from Officer Fae Lindley Around 1620 police and fire received a call of an unknown child on the roof of the police station. The child was standing on the edge as if she was going to jump. Fire officials brought in a ladder truck to tray and coax the child down,...

HATHIAN — The Hathian Police Department has released new rules regarding weapons allowed to be carried on the streets. Now large swords and similar weapons are considered contraband and will be confiscated on sight, this includes and is not limited to anything not easily concealed such as katanas,...