(( posted under the byline Crow Camerone )) AB/CD – The Crack Den Band of 2009 – are currently touring across Second Life! The band that has picked up Awards from across the globe, including “Most Annoying Hair Style”, “Singer I Would Most Love to Punch In the Face”...

Two figures sit in Lou’s Bar, poised like some Dutch Mannerist portrait painted by Rembrandt and dreamed up by cyberpunk godfather, William Gibson. One is a small, run-down woman; filthy black shirt and numerous scars stretched over her ungainly, pregnant body. This is Misti Ruska, and she is...

It’s just after midnight at Rader Records on a sultry spring evening in Hathian, Louisiana, and Parnell Urquhart is going on an errand to spring a felon from jail.  He’s going to do this much the same way a husband might run to the Clam convenience store to pick up coffee or Pamprin.  He’ll...

Welcome to the Columtreal U Campus Crackdown newspaper – proud to be #1 in soaking up your bong spillage since 2005! Higher learning is all well and good, but these days, Columtreal University enrolls every student, faculty member in a different kind of curriculum: High excitement. Be sure to read...