Articles By: Aria Biggley
Aria Biggley returns to Hathian to pick up some newsworthy articles after a brief spell working for the Nonchalent Times. She is well known for her interviews with reknown characters from the town of Hathian.
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August 10th, 2009 | Classifieds | Read More
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Black Bottom – Hathian
April 13th, 2009 | Classifieds | Read More
Police Release Student: Murderer Remains at Large
In an update to a popular story run a few days ago, 18 year old college student Leo Ducatillon has reportedly woken from a coma which had lasted four days. He is said to be speaking though he has not yet taken any steps and is described as “stable” by hospital authorities. A hospital source,...
March 31st, 2009 | Crime | Read More
Murder of Franco Lombardi / Vigil for Leo
As was widely publicised yesterday, the body of Columtreal University Football Team’s [aka the 'Looters'] towelboy, Franco Lombardi, was found in a most horribly bloody state on the bleachers of the football ground. He’d apparently been beaten or trampled to death, tied up with towels taken...
March 27th, 2009 | Columtreal University, Crime, News | Read More
Security Officers Wanted!
Could you be a trusted member of the Columtreal University Staff? Keep students and instructors safe from harm? With a very good salary and fantastic benefits package, this job is for you!
Contact Black Hotaling or Asile Cortes, our Security Managers for more information on this exciting opportunity!
Offical...
March 25th, 2009 | Classifieds | Read More
Letter to the Editor
Dear Mr. Reifsnider,
It is with some regret that I reply to your grievances publically. Seeing that you wished your letter to be published in the Hathian Observer, the newspaper feels obliged to respond in kind.
The journalist in question, Aria Biggley has had an impeccable record when following up...
January 12th, 2009 | Opinion | Read More
Letter to The Editor
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Dear Ms. Biggley,
I must admit it was a mix of shock, horror and oddly enough amusement I felt as I was shown the latest copy of the rag...
January 7th, 2009 | Opinion | Read More
Rebel Lawyer “Makes Love Not War” In 2009
“Make love Not War” perhaps should be the new motto of Hathian after deaths from gang warfare have tripled over the past year.
It certainly could be said to be Assistant DA, Bri Reifsnider’s new motto, or maybe not.
Perverted Assistant DA, Bri Reifsnider
“I’m...
January 1st, 2009 | Opinion | Read More
Could It Be Mesah Minoti Ohmai?
It appears that stardom has found it’s way to Hathian.
Could the woman in the photo possibly be Mesah Minoti Ohmai? If so, she’s apparently taking a turn for the worst. Ten years ago, she peaks at the top of her career as a high-end fashion model, a “gift” from her equally as wealthy...
December 30th, 2008 | Opinion | Read More
Tension Mounts as Gangs Terrorise Hospital
An uneasy peace settles over the city of Hathian in the wake of an outbreak of violence between two notorious gangs; the Reavers and the Rejects.
Whilst revelers partied the night away at a Christmas disco at nearby coffee shop, gunshots ring out across the snow-laden streets opposite. How the gun-battle...
December 28th, 2008 | Crime, News | Read More
















