So parents, kids, social workers, cops and whoever else might care where a child is meant to be, this is an NPC class schedule. This will not replace actual IC classes, but will be considered to be going on all the time. Here is the current schedule, which can be updated with different classes or amended times as suits.
*PLEASE ALSO NOTE THAT YES - THIS MEANS CLASSES WILL TECHNICALLY BE GOING ON IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IN SLT - SO CHILD PLAYERS IN THESE TIME ZONES WILL HAVE A REASON TO BE OUT*
SEASIDE NPC CLASS SCHEDULE
Seaside School – NPC Class Schedule
*timings are in SLT, and set in increments of two 6 hour slots per 24 hours. Timings don’t reflect real school hours but more the majority of active time between European players and US players.
*Actual IC classes by PC teachers can be held any time and if clashing with an NPC class, would automatically replace that.
1600 SLT-1730 SLT
Mrs Mangles Home Cookery – location – downstairs canteen
Teaching the basics of cooking and baking and dish washing.
*Mrs Mangle is a battleaxe of a woman, with muscles and whiskers on her chin. She speaks in a gruff manly voice and is a big fan of corporal punishment for even the slightest misdemeanour*
1730 SLT-1900 SLT
Mr Squits Puzzles and Conundrums – location Classroom
Teaches basic maths and English but with a twist. Squits class includes solving crosswords, playing word games, or number games, or even riddles.
*Mr Squits, as expected, smells of human waste constantly. He is tall, skinny, balding, bespectacled and speaks with a stutter. He is a useless disciplinarian.*
1900 SLT-2030 SLT
Miss Du Pointe’s French and Creole – location Classroom
Teaching the basics of the French language, along with Creole history.
*Miss Du Pointe is a charming, blonde southern belle. She speaks in the local YAT dialect, and is a complete and utter racist. She will use corporal punishment on any non-white student only*
2030 SLT-2200 SLT
Miss Calendar's Computers and Gadgets – location Classroom
Teaches the basics of computing, programming and modern technology and it's use.
Miss Calendar is a laid back brunette who is very much “switched on” to the modern world and never has her eyes away from the screen of a computer or tablet phone, yet she always seems to know what you're doing. She doesn't use corporal punishment but is a big fan of homework.
2200 SLT Classes End
0400 SLT Classes Start
Sister Paris Religious Redemption – location Classroom
A series of classes talking about religion with a heavy emphasis on catholocism and atoning for your sins. Each class will involve “confessions” of any sins commited that week, and a good round of whipping with a heavy belt for any sins Sister Paris particularly frowns on.
*A petite brunette with big chocolate eyes and freckly skin, Sister Paris is the meanest motherfucker in the school faculty.*
Mister Egon's World Of Science – location Classroom
A science class with the emphasis on cool experiments like vander graf generators, looking after the classes pet mice, and dissecting dead animals. Expect lots of wacky experiments that will make your hair stand on end or stare wide eyed going “no fucking way!”
*Mister Egon is a bespectabled geek with a large quiff of blonde hair and a dirty lab coat. He's very eccentric and really doesn't pay much care to the safety of the students in his class. He's also very unpredictable and could smack your hand for no apparent reason or reward you instead.*
Buster’s Beat A Bully - location – Athletic Center
A self defence class held in the gym that teaches children how to stick up for themselves.
*Buster is a former featherweight boxing pro who was unbeaten in at least two fights in his whole career. He is now down on his luck and so teaches the only skills he knows for a pittance. He treats children just like adults, cusses and swears at them a lot, and doesn’t have much in the way of brains. He doesn’t need corporal punishment, piss him off and he’ll put you in the ring at unfavourable odds*
Miss Star’s Story Hour – location Playground
A class that focuses on the telling of classic stories, whilst kids are sat at the playground, in a very campfire-style. Sometimes Miss Star will tell a story in a song with her guitar. She's popular with the younger kids especially.
*Miss Star is a washed up hippy, who likes weed and other harder drugs. In her prime she was a beauty, but years of addiction have taken their toll. She doesn’t really care what kids do in her class or whether they show up at all.*
1030 SLT Classes End
"This was never my story. It's yours. Now, don't screw it up, okay? ."